@pepelicious: Good point. And also applicable to the Gawker writing department, apparently. #wehateyourkids
@sanyucat: Just cause I took about 30 seconds to bitch someone out on the internet does not mean I am emotionally invested. It's just what the gays do. Take time to learn about other cultures. #wehateyourkids
Seriously, you edited a comment and took away a star for a comment about children (edited!) because you find that offensive? Really? On a site with this tag:
#wehateyourkids
Hypocritical is a word that springs to mind!
Also: Stupid! I realize Gawker has made a seemingly intentional shift to disenfranchise and distance itself from people who have read and stuck with it for years. But it's still stupid.
Although, I realize this particular one might be more of a personal issue. I googled you and realized (edit - repeats kid insult), so that must really hit close to home.
Also, your tumblr (my only real evidence of your writing cause I don't remember having read anything of yours previously, probably because there's nothing memorable about you) indicates that you have not grasped the importance of the subjunctive.
Good luck with that and all your future endeavors, and thank you for providing me with one more reason to get all my gossip and information from Movieline.
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@Nick Denton: Common law assistant? #30rock
(edited - come on, these are kids)
I'm just glad no one has Kanye West Your Friends-ed this. #jaredkushner
But does The White House think it's a news show? #goodmorningamerica
@ArdelisDeeson: I may be a sociopathic monster, but at least I wasn't responsible for The Crusades!
Haha, but you sure put an awful lot of words in my mouth. My opinion that people who buy into deity based beliefs are a little ridiculous in no way says that my beliefs are the only true ones (though maybe the only factual ones!), nor did my comment in any way dehumanize members of organized religion. Just made fun of them! Take a non-scientology approved mood stabilizer and calm down. #scientology
@Moff: I wouldn't necessarily say that, but, as an atheist, it does appear that for some reason, they found a need to believe in something completely ridiculous (some form of god) and let that guide their morals for them.
I can do all things through delusion, which strengtheneth me. #scientology
@WackoJacko: I'm gay, so I sure do. #americasnexttopmodel
I went to read some of those comments and realized that website somehow gathers together all of the people I wish would end up in the hospital with no one to visit them. #advice
My bank issued a new debit card, and I didn't think to call my gym to change the fucking expiration date in their eft information, so I ended up getting about $100 bucks in fees as they kept trying and re-trying to process the payment.
This is more stupidity on my end than a result of the economy, until you get to the point where they won't reverse any of the fees as an accommodation since they are no longer authorized to reverse fees since they are barely scraping it by with the meager profits from their membership fees for old equipment and fat personal trainers.
Just sharing.
@hilikusopus: Actually, hunting is illegal, in certain states or for certain animals, or in certain seasons.
I am so overwhelmingly against dog fighting, and I think it's heinous. I wish Michael Vick had been locked away for much, much longer.
I think videos of dog fighting are also awful, regardless of the reason, but do I think we should make them illegal? Not sure. Do I think the current law is far too vague, broad, and unacceptable? Yes.
I was really grossed out and horribly confused for a minute, because I thought this was about smoking saliva. I would have given that first guy some of mine.
Roadtrip!
@bytememehard: How could I make decisions without it?
I would have gone to see it had Matt Czuchry not been wearing clothes.
Double income, no kids. Get it, Hollywood? Why appeal to frat boys, who are saving their money for jager, when we can afford movies and cosmopolitans?
"...and that sometimes all of them are on at once so the actress can see the same show as she moves from room to room."
This is the best motivation to become rich I have ever read.
There is nothing worth fighting over in Meridian.
Grenada, maybe.
Maybe, just maybe, December 21st, 2012, is the exact date that Anna Wintour gives herself a home perm.
Suddenly, it all makes sense.
