Victor Ward commented on Uncomfortably Close With Angelina Jolie

"Seriously, her face is more vein-y than most penises."

Victor Ward commented on 'SNL' Will Have Its Reward In Heaven After This Sarah Palin Debate Skit

"I loved how, in the real debate, she managed to somehow sound like she almost supported gay people, even though it's pretty evident she doesn't. She better get on the rainbow parade soon, though, cause she won't keep that great hair without us."

Victor Ward commented on Inside Clay Aiken's Unforeseen Revelation That He Is, In Fact, 'A Gay'

"Will someone please forward me Kathy Griffin's response."

Victor Ward commented on Travis Barker And DJ AM In Critical Condition Following Plane Crash

"I can't even express how badly I feel for everyone involved."

Victor Ward commented on 'Brokeback Mountain' Author Not Interested in Your 'Zombie Jack Twist' Fan Fiction

"Well, there goes half of nifty.org's material."

Victor Ward commented on 'Short Ends?' That's What She Said!

"Bush Gator Palin..."

Victor Ward commented on Which A-List Actor Yanked $180,000 He Promised For An African Child's Surgery?

"@TryThisAtHome: Are you Oprah?"

Victor Ward commented on Which A-List Actor Yanked $180,000 He Promised For An African Child's Surgery?

"Does it make me evil that, instead of empathizing with an injured child, I just want to make fun of his godawful name?"

Victor Ward commented on And You, And You, And You—You're

"@NoWireHangers: Seriously, helloooo gay face."

Victor Ward commented on Chastened By 'Chesthairgate,' Mario Lopez Vows to Never Go Shirtless Again

"The gays are going to backlash like we've never backlashed before."