Hi Foster. I want to bring to your attention the malfunction of the "Expanded/Condensed" view button. It is broken on all of the Gawker sites and I can only view the sites in condensed mode. I ready to rip my hair out, it's so damned frustrating. I know it's not just me because the same shit happens using either my PC or my Mac. I would've used the "Report a Bug" feature but that shit never works. Anyway, I'm just asking you to send a note to the tech people who you can presumably contact directly. Thanks.

Put my star back or I will take you by the throat, circumcised dog.