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#jesuslulz
The New York Times is Not Amused by Jesus (Luz)
The mysterious enigma that is Jesus (Luz), Madonna's 22 year-old Brazilian model/DJ boyfriend, got the Sunday Styles profile treatment this weekend. It is, in a word: hysterical. More » -
#maritaldiscourse
Brad Pitt's Got 99 Problems, and an Angelina's One: Smokin' Weed and Psycho Women
Problems of Brad Pitt, Part 2. Can he live? No. The New York Post reports on a book coming out detailing Brad Pitt's recent troubles. Among them: Brangalina's divorce-bound, because Angelina Jolie's psychotic. Also: Jennifer Aniston's totally a paranoid stoner.
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#conspiracytheory
Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy Finally Debunked by Inevitably Insane Rachel Sklar?
What do Lady Gaga, Dan Abrams, Lady Gaga's Penis, and Rachel Sklar have in common with JFK? They're all out to shut down my Macarthur Grant-level work on the Lady Gaga Penis Conspiracy. Sklar claims to have done it. More » -
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#blowjobs
Humor Inherent in Ari Fleischer's Blowjob Increased Exponentially by Revelation of Blowjob-Giver
Riddle me this! What do Greenville, South Carolina, allegations of John McCain's illegitimate African American kid, Christian Coalition leader Ralph Reed, and former Dubya press secretary Ari Fleischer getting a blowjob have in common? No, really: guess. Ready? So awesome: More » -
#gossiproundup
The Kingdom of St. Jetersburg: Derek Jeter's Awesome Sex Palace of Shagged Balls.
Derek Jeter: planning on sexing Minka Kelly in all 62 rooms of St. Jetersburg. Sandra Bullock's new look: chola. Anna Wintour: apartment shopping for spawn. Diddy and Jay-Z: alone with caviar? Alec Baldwin: apocalyptic. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More » -
#gatecrashersgate
Seven Reasons Why White House Party Crashers are Awesome for America
Everyone needs to stop being so mean. Why aren't our White House Party Crashers being toasted? These guys are awesome...for America. Why? More » -
#crime
"French oyster farmers suffer wave of thefts." As far as stealing goes: whimsical, right?
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#volunteerism
Problems of Brad Pitt: Pretty Lower Ninth Public Housing Pissing People Off?
Further proving the road to hell as indeed paved with good intentions—or in this case, "green" concrete—Brad Pitt's taking flack for building housing in New Orleans' Katrina-devastated Lower Ninth ward. The houses are dreamy. The reaction isn't. More » -
#operationlovetap
National Enquirer's story on Tiger Woods at center of cheating allegations: posted.
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#trannypeegate
"OMG TRANNYPEEGATE!" or "Did Adam Lambert Get Peed On at The Box?"
I can't even begin with this one. Some blog is pretty sure Adam Lambert got peed on by a transvestite at The Box. Ergo, TRANNYPEEGATE.
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