"A lot filled with oil derricks (with or without the flower power paint jobs) would be still be a major improvement architecturally over the ugliness that is the Beverly Center."
"I'm imagining a big yellow spaceship with flashing stoplights picking up little Tom Cruise wannabees who head off to auditing after passing through the e-meter and surrendering their Adderall and Ritalin to the school nurse who knows how the mind works."
""Just like her?"
It's like, yeah, motherf**cker, that kid is doomed to swerve drunkenly in and out of trendy rehab centers wearing hand-me-down cokepants and stolen fur coats until she unleashes her latent inner lesbian too late for anyone to care.
You might wanna rethink this, Mom."
"Crazy Gideon is just an unintelligible rehash of the infamous 1980's East Coast staple, Crazy Eddie.
That idiotic yellow blond-permed LEEDS Mattress guy wins the worst commercial/logo/graphics contest hands down."
"@NotReadyForPrimeTime: Norma Barbie wouldn't need dialogue either, because she had FACES.
@katiebug: It also lets the little brothers of the world off the hook for that shoebox full of disembodied Barbie parts found at the bottom of the toychest."
"Watching those clips made me laugh so hard that all I can say is "okay you f**ckers I'm going to tinkle now."
What a shame in this day and age to lose a commedian who was actually funny."
"@harshmellow: Can't wait for the Tallulah Bankhead 'Lifeboat' Barbie: diamond bracelet, run in her nylons, lipstick at the ready, a little camera that disappears shortly after purchase, and no underpants."
"@FourInchHeels: Unfortunately "Will we ever have enough clothes?" "Math is tough!" and "Wanna have a pizza party?" just can't express the giddiness of having your eyes pecked out by a gigantic ravenous flock of pissed off starlings."
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