Yawn commented on Bayer: Barbecuing Babies Guilt-Free

"Tastes like chicken."

Yawn commented on Brits Agog Over Cussing Dog

"I (heart) Extras. In other news, this reminds of the time the Aflac duck told me to "Go f--- yerself!""

Yawn commented on Brooklynite Denied Iced Espresso, Media Firestorm Ensues

"@CaptainFantastic: I'm aware."

Yawn commented on Brooklynite Denied Iced Espresso, Media Firestorm Ensues

"@SidAndFinancy: That reminds me of the time I ate out in Kansas (note: NEVER do this!) and asked for goat cheese with my omlete."

Yawn commented on Brooklynite Denied Iced Espresso, Media Firestorm Ensues

"@Seanibus: Ha!"

Yawn commented on Holes in the iPhone's Killer Restaurant-Recommendation App

"I learned not to rely on online restuarant reviews reading Chowhound, no shaking required."

Yawn commented on How You Were Supposed to Respond to the 'New Yorker' Cover in 5 Easy Steps

"@Colonel Mustard: They just did what Annie Liebowitz asked..."

Yawn commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"So Cheesedick's the new fetch?"

Yawn commented on Product Placement-y Secrets of Project Runway Revealed

"I can no longer distinguish between Project Runway and Top Chef contestants."

Yawn commented on "P is for Pageviews and Payscale of Poo"

"Hi Ketch!"

Yawn commented on Help Us Make the Official Gawker Glossary!

"ftard Gold Star Motel"

Yawn commented on Pat Kiernan For President

"He's my fav at NY1, but also the blonde female who fills in for him sometimes?"

Yawn commented on Whitman-World

"@antisocialite: I loved the ye olde tyme warehouse party by the docks!"

Yawn commented on Whitman-World

"Just where is this "Brookyn"?"

Yawn commented on Murder Suspect Done In By Evolution Of Media, Own Stupidity

""How to kill with a knife - jk!!!!11!""

Yawn commented on Sad John McCain Can't Work The Google

"The Google for older adults"

Yawn commented on Instant Stalker

"@Richard: You just made me hungry for pizza (although Bruce Willis does mitigate that a bit) so: Get the vodka slice!!"

Yawn commented on Do Magazine Grids Out-Pander Listicles?

"What?"