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SigSauer commented on Chinese Taught How To Speak To Foreigners, Wheelchair Athletes

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:46:03 EDT

I wonder how this, albeit kinda' funny, list compares to America's efforts to educate its population on how to accommodate foreign cultures.... Oh yeah.

SigSauer commented on Jezebel Moe Jumps To Radar

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:48:45 EDT

Maybe it has nothing to do with any "gate." Maybe Moe just wants what all writer wannabes wanted before becoming Gawker editors, a byline in a print publication that can be sent to grandma.

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:04:55 EDT

@madanthony: no-open-sores drunks is what they're going for now. it's all about the small details.

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:03:51 EDT

@riskybusiness:
w/r/t The Beast: You're right. this is why I was am not absence in WI is not lamented.

And actually it looks like the STILL make Champale. which really seems beyond possible because... fucking Champale!... but here's a handy little reference page of their brands (Yay! Flash!) which is accompanied by some music from what sounds like the last year anyone drank any of this stuff un-ironically.

Good god, they still make Stag?!?!?!?!?!

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:21:59 EDT

@Thatcornellguy: well, they've got Lone Star and Special Export. They used to have "Champale" which may SOUND premium but, alas, was not.

contrary to popular belief of it being dead dead, Pabst still still makes Schlitz, which is popular in minnesota (along with Grain Belt). Schlitz is probably going to be their next try for ironic fame.

Blatz and Old Milwaukee (BEAAAAAAASSSSSST!!!) are in the Pabst family as well as well as some of the more legendary shitty malts (Country Club anyone)? So basically it's like the best ironic company of all time, ironically.

SigSauer commented on Somebody's Challenging The Commenters to a Fight!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:46:18 EDT

@VirusWithShoes: He's not a fighter; he's a lover.

SigSauer commented on Somebody's Challenging The Commenters to a Fight!

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:39:02 EDT

I would have thought Craigslist to be underneath a literary man like Gessen.

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:37:41 EDT

@hypocriteoath: BTW, Colt 45 is owned by PBR... so...

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:21:29 EDT

@hypocriteoath: Yeah, it's "trying"; but I don't think it will. PBR's transformation was (largely) organic. Brands that tend to try catch the same lightning in a bottle with a forced campaign generally fail. Also, the real problem here is that it is Colt 45 which isn;t just trying to make a new image for itself; it's trying to SHED a bad image and then cerate a new image for itself. It's the bad image (bum drinks!) that has these people spooked. If this were...say... a hot robot chick advertising, oh I don;t know, vodka, it probably would be fine.

SigSauer commented on Philly Would Rather Not Have Colt 45 Cartoons On Its Walls, Thanks

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:01:33 EDT

Vice Magazine was packing a Tales of Colt 45 comic book in some of its issues that went with this campaign. The comics were little tales of getting plowed on the Colt 45 and then... doing things... but in a cool comic-booky hipster way, not a homeless bum kinda way.

It's essentially trying to turn itself into PBR.

SigSauer commented on Obama Plays Password on Fox Business

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:01:30 EDT

You see, black guys word associate like this... while white guys word associate like this...

SigSauer commented on The Brooklyn Bridge Waterfalls Have Risen

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:49:34 EDT

This needs more saffron silk.

SigSauer commented on Beloved Author To Buy You A Beer Someday, Young Ones

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:02:38 EDT

@allyzay: OMG STUPENDOUS! we need these for Gould, Allison, Lodwicki, that Atlanta guy with the suspenders, Janka... Denton... um...

SigSauer commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:46:39 EDT

@Bell County: 3:34

SigSauer commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:55:51 EDT

@amandalepore: That's actually an average Siberian 27 year old.

SigSauer commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:54:37 EDT

@JacquesPaysan: Damnit I'm serious. My MS spellcheck doesn't recognize it which as far as I'm concerned means it's not a real word.

SigSauer commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:48:48 EDT

@Dickdogfood: That's right. You need to dig to the bottom of barrels of crap to find the Gould.

SigSauer commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:46:38 EDT

what's louche mean?

SigSauer commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:19:46 EDT

@mattymcd: You mean one of the Wayans brothers PLAYING Candice Bergen.

SigSauer commented on Pride Parade

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:16:47 EDT

@extracrispy: @MattGaymon: Someday ALL we'll ahve is dykes on bikes and then everyone will lament that the Shriners in their little NASCARs weren't paid more attention.

SigSauer commented on Mad? Buy Things!

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:44:11 EDT

Ok, but what does it say about us that they are still running that terrible Cheetos ad that seems to actually encourage smearing your colleagues' stuff with chemically-enhanced cheese?!

SigSauer commented on Matt Damon Joins Fat Actors Prestige Club

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:56:07 EDT

what about Marlon Brando in everything.

SigSauer commented on Three 'Predator' Stars Is a Trend

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:52:06 EDT

BTW: after playing Billy in predator the (potentially) honorable junior senator from the great state of Kentucky went on to play the following complex characters:
Pepe
pimp
indian
albino
indian (again!)
and, Billy Lone Bear.

Dude has also played Billy Bear in 48 Hours AND Billy Blackstone on (the much underrated by nobody) "Hardcastle and Mccormick".

SigSauer commented on Three 'Predator' Stars Is a Trend

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:44:51 EDT

son a bitch is dug in like a Kentucky tick.

SigSauer commented on Three 'Predator' Stars Is a Trend

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:05:43 EDT

@Dave J.: I didn't. I... see....because of...the echo... I... see... she wanted a little pussy because it was as big as a house...

SigSauer commented on Three 'Predator' Stars Is a Trend

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:01:40 EDT

@nycheartbreaker: And jesus, do they have big pussies. And jesus, do they have big pussies.

SigSauer commented on Things To Do Before Leaving New York

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:59:18 EDT

Seriously though, do people actually make lists like this and carry them around? People who need to carry around this kind of intense positive reinforcement scare me for some reason.

SigSauer commented on Things To Do Before Leaving New York

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:28:59 EDT

You know, the best of the gold IS at the bottom of barrels of crap.

SigSauer commented on Three 'Predator' Stars Is a Trend

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:19:09 EDT

I wouldn't wish a Kentucky senate seat on a broke-dick dog.

SigSauer commented on CBS War Correspondent Gets Promotion, Sex Scandal

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:52:17 EDT

"she apparently has more than one lover!" Chmielowiec charged to The ENQUIRER."

I like the "!" because I imagine her attorney SCREAMING that part to the Enquirer over the phone.

SigSauer commented on Make The Ultimate Set Of Song Covers

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 10:21:49 EDT

Did anyone say Liev and Let Die by Guns and Roses? Live and Let Die by Guns and Roses

SigSauer commented on "Don't Cry For Me, Fresno Free Clinic..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:10:35 EDT

What is this... El...Ay...of which you speak?
(Wow. Already pandering to your new Perez readers huh?)

SigSauer commented on Readers Outraged At Perez Hilton's Phone-Call Scheme

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:26:42 EDT

LOL!!!!! GAWKER IZ AWESOM!!! BUT WHOSE ALL THESE NODODEEZ LIKE KEITH GASSEN AND JULIA ALLISEN!?!?!? NOBODY CARED ABOUT THEM. LOL!

SigSauer commented on Julia Allison's post-Star Plans: They're Pink!

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:21:15 EDT

The picture changed again from its original.. WHAT IS GOING ON YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT DUDE.

SigSauer commented on Julia Allison's post-Star Plans: They're Pink!

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:23:17 EDT

Jeez Denton, just fuck her already so we can be done with this.

SigSauer commented on Internet Fameball Boys Just Really Comfortable With Their Sexuality, OK?

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:07:50 EDT

It's all kind of Pete-Wentz-straight until that last one where they're HOLDING FREAKIN' HANDS.

SigSauer commented on Getting Laid With Book Galleys

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:28:32 EDT

I carry a MS Word printout of all the day's Gawker posts, a cash fan and a 10" dildo. Seems to work.

SigSauer commented on Secret Moneymaking Traffic Tips Revealed!

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:32:34 EDT

@rod townsend: See also "Chance" "Crawford" and "boyfriend" or, from a heyday that now seems quaint: "OMG Britney Sex Tape OMG!!!!! (Probably/Maybe.)"
[gawker.com]

SigSauer commented on Charles Forman is a Bit of a Fameball

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:23:19 EDT

href="#c6250243">SigSauer:
WTF. Gawker ate my comments? I wrote that I assumed the picture switch thing was done to trick people into clicking on a post they had already seen. I wrote that I assumed this because I am a cynical, paranoid bastard. and then THAT comment disappeared from the above post which only confirms by insane suspicious paranoia. @

SigSauer commented on Charles Forman is a Bit of a Fameball

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:18:03 EDT

href="#c6249673">Bell County: Would JA have it any other way?

@trayday: @Thatcornellguy: @