I love that Brian's still holding out hope for a little Bocanegra.
"Well it's not that bad. From this angle it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple..."
Good to see CNN escaped from that sinking car.
@meechybee: Yes! I had a Maine Coon (Petey! May you RIP, you insufferable little shit) that was the sweetest spot of love in my life. He'd fetch paper balls (and rubber bands) and quite honestly the most curious cat I've ever known.
He's like a villain in a Will Ferrell movie come to life.
@m4ximusprim3: "I'm here to apply for the assistant to the vice president for female-to-male grooming in diverging markets."
A commendable post, Brian. Well done and thank you.
@RonMwangaguhunga: It keeps him off the streets? Gives him something productive to do with his hands?
Seth Walsh, a thirteen year old kid from Tehachapi, CA, committed suicide after being bullied for being gay.

#tips
I quoted Woody Allen on my senior page: "His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
"Alright. Fine. You can have my health insurance, but I better not have to pay for an extra fucking sweet and sour sauce for the rest of my life."
"You're nothing but a Japanese gay porn baby" is my new go-to insult.
@hfree: Yes! I loved this episode of Ace of Cakes. The two greatest show of all time in one. Brilliant!
@daringdropout: But are you forgetting Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Because he is Spike.
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