Pareene wrote After a hilarious speech, President Obama pardoned the first turkey of his administration, continuing this delightful tradition that should probably be ended, immediately. As Obama points out, it is not even an old tradition. Bush I started it. Nothing Bush I
http://gawker.com/5412911/ 01:58 PM on November 25 , 1969

Pareene wrote Oh, seriously? "In a little-noticed interview Friday, Mr. Dobbs told Spanish-language network Telemundo he now supports a plan to legalize millions of undocumented workers, a stance he long lambasted as an unfair 'amnesty.'" Well. What a fast turnaround, right? "Whatever you have
http://gawker.com/5412701/ 10:35 AM on November 25 , 1969

Pareene wrote Former National Review Online editor Kathryn Jean Lopez is outraged that Newsweek disseminates the opinions of wanton harlots and avowed sodomites. Specifically, Dan Savage and Sasha Grey. That [porn star Sasha] Grey is not a fan of Mrs. Sanford, of course,
http://gawker.com/5412222/ 06:09 PM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote If you're not following the New York City Transit Authority on Twitter, you are missing out on some great deals. It's Surplus Tuesday! Everything must go! This Conformal Coating System can be yours for a song. Buy a horn from a
http://gawker.com/5412078/ 03:21 PM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote Time's Mark Halperin: still the worst.
http://gawker.com/5412017/ 02:15 PM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote In 2007, Bill O'Reilly's attack dog Jesse Watters ambushed veteran lefty journalist Bill Moyers at home and yelled at him for a while, about hating the troops. Now, Moyers is retiring. Advantage: O'Reilly! Moyers, who is 75, had planned on ending
http://gawker.com/5411956/ 01:03 PM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote The Republicans were embarrassed when their candidate in NY-23 turned out to be too electable to be acceptable to the psychos who've seized control of their party. RNC members have proposed a solution: a purity test! RNC member Jim Bopp and
http://gawker.com/5411869/ 11:31 AM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote "In an interview at the Heritage Foundation, a conservative research group where he is a fellow, Mr. Meese said the 'liberal ideas of extending the power of the state' were to blame for an out-of-control criminal justice system." Ahem. You know,
http://gawker.com/5411812/ 10:32 AM on November 24 , 1969

Pareene wrote Thanksgiving Proclamations are, for the most part, pretty routine. Namecheck settlers, Washington, Lincoln, God, and our Troops. Encourage people to give thanks. The end. But there are some key differences between a Bush declaration and an Obama declaration! George W. Bush's
http://gawker.com/5410942/ 11:48 AM on November 23 , 1969