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#weekinreview
The Week We Were All Vibrator Victims
Everybody's Fine is out! Who's psyched, guys? America is psyched, that is who. Also: this week was about love. The bad kinds of love, with golf clubs and such. More » -
#crazies
Should We Be Worried That We Hardly Notice Conservative Facebook Hate Anymore?
"Republican Facebook Racism" is such old hat these days, that we barely noticed the crazy Tennessee mayor dude. And that is itself kind of a problem! Look how many fans this wonderful bigot has! More » -
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#woodwars
Giant Penis On Building Apparently Part of German Newspaper Dispute
Remember how the Post used to tease the Daily News with billboards, but now their mogul owners have instituted a "no criticizing the other guy" policy at both New York tabloids? German newspaper wars are way, way better. More » -
#racialtension
Palin: Scared of Asians?
Did Sarah Palin leave Hawaii because there were too many Hawaiians? That, apparently, is what her own father said! Of course, her father could be a member of the gotcha liberal media. (Have you gotten to him too, Andrew??) More » -
#obit
The Quiet Death of the Public Option
We were rather bullish on it before, but a government-run insurance option is now dead in the water. More » -
#waronchristmas
Glenn Beck's Christmas Sweater: What Is Its Deal?
Morning zoo DJ and political nihilist Glenn Beck's stage show The Christmas Sweater, true-fake parableof dreamt-but-real death and being a dick to your grandparents, is destined to be a holiday classic—a Charlie Brown Christmas for the hateful and deranged. More » -
#gaymarriage
New York State Senate Votes Down Gay Marriage
The good news: the New York State Senate had an actual up-and-down floor vote on a controversial and important issue. Bad news: they voted down Gay Marriage. Nice work, everyone. More » -
#lies
How the Climate Change Summit Will Be Spun
Whatever happens at the UN climate change summit in Copenhagen next week, we can be sure of one result: the entire event will be hijacked by bad actors spreading lies that will become conventional wisdom. More » -
#uhoh
Bill Kristol Supports Obama War Plan, Afghanistan To Somehow Get Even Worse
President Obama's new Afghanistan policy seems like basically the Afghanistan policy he kept promising he'd pursue doing the campaign, so why is everyone so surprised? Unfortunately for America, there is concrete, inescapable proof that it will not work: More » -
#rumormonger
Rush Sets Wedding Date!
Congrats to Rush Limbaugh! We hear he's finally set a date get married for a fourth time—appropriately enough, it is the Fourth of July!
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