TheJerseyDevil commented on Bad Senator's Bad Touch

"@htotheomo: If Saxby is Big Daddy, then which one of his sons is the alcoholic closet case?"

TheJerseyDevil commented on Britney: On The Record: "I'm Sad"

"@deeemer: Why do you think she has no legal control over her kids?"

TheJerseyDevil commented on Britney: On The Record: "I'm Sad"

"@deeemer: Yes, she does."

TheJerseyDevil commented on Britney: On The Record: "I'm Sad"

"This is what happens when a person becomes a product."

TheJerseyDevil commented on Britney: For The Record: 'People Shave Their Heads Every Day'

"Girlfriend's gonna lose her shit again. It's sad, really."

TheJerseyDevil commented on Which Actor 'Likes To Pull Rabbits Out of Men's Bottoms'?

"1."

TheJerseyDevil commented on Fire Joe Morgan: The Exit Interview

"@Matt_T:"

TheJerseyDevil commented on It Happened: Brock Lesnar Is Your New UFC Heavyweight Champion

"@Thundercracker: "Brock Lesnar" and "Randy Couture" are just about the gayest names that ever gayed."

TheJerseyDevil commented on "So, How Do You Feel About Third Base?"

"Goop n' Glove"

TheJerseyDevil commented on All Hail The Queen

"@mixed: Amen."