allyzay commented on Bad Senator's Bad Touch

"@zaropa: the point is that a political party and a politician so dead set on painting insane lies about other people based on spurious photos and rumors should PROBABLY vet their own campaign materials for similar whoopsies but you are an odd person so i'll leave you to arguing about the unfairness of cracking a joke about an unfortunate photo of a terrible man."

allyzay commented on Oh, Plaxico

"the best part of this story is the allegation that he told hospital workers that his name was harris smith and he got shot in an applebee's, which of course prompted the inevitable "wtf you are plaxico burress, weirdo" responses."

allyzay commented on Mystery of Tina Fey's Scar Solved

"@Minsley Tortimer: seriously?"

allyzay commented on The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty

"@IamnotStarJones: um, many "dirt poor" families do just fine without sending their kids to "sat prep courses" fyi."

allyzay commented on The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty

"@SaraRueful: you're a bitch."

allyzay commented on The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty

"@croberts: what a hateful attitude."

allyzay commented on The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty

"@Oranges w/ Cheese: i know, right?"

allyzay commented on Obama Clinging To Forbidden Blackberry

"@Minsley Tortimer: or, like, don't."

allyzay commented on The Infuriating New Face Of Poverty

"@Oranges w/ Cheese: giant kids' walk-in kitchens cost 3x what you are claiming they cost!"

allyzay commented on The War on Thanksgiving!

"@overunderover: yeah and if it takes putting them in blackface to teach them thanks and sharing, so be it, amirite!"