american_scumbag commented on Sarah Palin Watches Turkeys Die, For Fun

"@ClockOnTheStove: DAMN!"

american_scumbag commented on The Crispy Golden Skin Of A Gossip Girl Thanksgiving

"Dorota's ringtone!!!!"

american_scumbag commented on 4 Bizarre Films Coming To A Theater Near You

"@inflammatorywrit: But everyone saw themselves in the movie! Basically, it's a badly written, self-referencing, stale piece of crap."

american_scumbag commented on Bill Ayers Starts Obamacentric Book Tour

"Ayers and Dohrn were also (prerecorded) on Democracy Now this morning."

american_scumbag commented on Learning to Walk Is the Latest Need You Never Knew You Had

"@SylviaPlathWasFramed: I told a young tourist male once on an escalator that he should stand to the right - for myself, as well as a warning should the next person be batshit crazy and literally push him out of the way. He proceeded to try and RACE me up the escalator."

american_scumbag commented on Obama's Huge Ego Won Him The Election

"@jeanbeeen: I thought the saaaame damn thing."

american_scumbag commented on Columbia Remembers Obama, Even If Libertarian Loser VP Candidate Can't

"@La Mareada: All of those, and you were partying too much."

american_scumbag commented on Gossip Girl Makes You Famous, Fast

"@SoulHonky: Agreed!!"

american_scumbag commented on What Kind of Movie Black President Would Obama Be?

"Also, "I'm a REAL American..."

american_scumbag commented on What Kind of Movie Black President Would Obama Be?

"THAT AIN'T RIGHT!"