amplesufficiency commented on Gillian Anderson Hands Annoying Interviewer His Ass

"I would just like to express my appreciation of the image of Scully toting a literal bushel of children."

amplesufficiency commented on One More Thing: Music in Movies and TV

"@karion: Karion, your taste in movie/music pairings ROCKS."

amplesufficiency commented on Alan Cumming: Sexual Ambiguity's Greatest Natural Resource

"Anybody seen him in Showtime's "Reefer Madness: The Musical"?"

amplesufficiency commented on Virgin Mary To Be Immortalized In the Style of Rent

"JOSEPH Our marriage here has run aground For I spied that your stomach's round And now you won't tell me which fellow Knocked you up?"

amplesufficiency commented on After All These Years, Buffy Star Still Can't Get Those Damn Musical Numbers Out of Her Head

"Theory That It Could Be Bunnies Greeted With Skepticism."

amplesufficiency commented on Our Boston Legal-Free Dream Emmy Nominations

"Hugh Laurie, Brian (Bryan?) Cranston, Tracy Morgan, and Alec Baldwin should all win."

amplesufficiency commented on Easiest Blog Book Deal Ever

"Jane is glad it's friday and loves her boyfriend so much Jane is tired and her bf is amazing Jane is watching a movie and doesn't have anything to say to her boyfriend. Jane is working and noticing her amazing boyfriend doesn't have anything to say to her either. Jane is happy that the concert was good and wondering whether she and her boyfriend should talk like when the time is right, maybe tomorrow. Jane is sick and probably won't say anything to her bf because it's too much effort. Jane is eating ice cream and her boyfriend has been sleeping with a coworker for about two months."

amplesufficiency commented on One More Thing: The Greatest Movie Speeches of All Time

"@TedSez: I almost don't want to pin down quite why that speech gets me all quivery, but the lovely thing is that it does."

amplesufficiency commented on Hastened By New Legally Blonde Reality Show, Theatre Continues to Die

"They should merge this show with a search for Mrs."

amplesufficiency commented on Tracy Morgan Used To Be A Barbershop Model?

"Imagine the first one with a little thought balloon that says "I love that idea so much that I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant"."

amplesufficiency commented on Joyce Maynard Cannot Stop Writing About What a Bastard Salinger Was

"Considering the amount Maynard talks and the amount Salinger doesn't, togrther they average out to one normal person with a reasonable facebook page."

amplesufficiency commented on Holiday Madness

"Traveling pants and some hemlock for everyone!"

amplesufficiency commented on Disappointment

"I totally saw this in previews at a regional theater before it went to Broadway."

amplesufficiency commented on "Fuck him. Fuck you. Fuck it all," Says Advice Columnist

"One out-of-control incident leads to shame and humiliation and fuck it all, who the fuck cares now, might as well write my advice column drunk again because no one noticed the first time, so fuck them too, they must not care about me, and since they don't care about me I must be pretty worthless, and if I'm worthless you're worthless too, you shit, so stop writing me asking for fucking advice, we're all worthless, so what if I start convincing advice-seekers that they are accessories to gang rape, they should have been there to tell me not to write my column drunk and protect me from those Marines and protect me from myself, too."

amplesufficiency commented on Penguin Books Proves The Entire Internet Can't Write A Novel

"List of adjectives used in that opening paragraph: deep black uncertain gray ominous crashing agonized frightening vital infinite monstrous finned tentacled toxic slimy countless brave sable velveteen precious This is funny, but I can't quite put my finger on why."

amplesufficiency commented on Does Seinfeld Still Work for You?

""Too mean", guys?"

amplesufficiency commented on J. D. Salinger Hates Indiana Jones!

"I just realized that neither of those were 80s blockbusters."

amplesufficiency commented on J. D. Salinger Hates Indiana Jones!

"@CodePink: Not since Plath hated on "Talladega Nights""