amplesufficiency commented on The Evolution of The Wind in the Willows

"@SaraRueful: I always thought it was an Animal Farm situation."

amplesufficiency commented on Who Killed James Bond?

"I don't see why you can't have good one-liners without it being Austin Powers."

amplesufficiency commented on Once More With Less Feeling

"If you absolutely have to make a musical out of this, it should NOT be Broadway, it should be off-Broadway."

amplesufficiency commented on Chevy: 'Show Us Your Tits'

"Hey, guys!"

amplesufficiency commented on Oh No. Times Lets Writer 'Reflect' on 9/11

"I have never seen such a pretentious deployment of the word "nougat" in my life."

amplesufficiency commented on The Future For Dr. Horrible Looks Moist

"He's the horse that threw Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara's kid."

amplesufficiency commented on Hologram Ushers You Into Best Buy

"The robot revolution will be bland."

amplesufficiency commented on All The Sad Young High School Literature Teachers…

"One day in 9th grade english, this asshole popular preppy boy had been extensively making fun of me for saying something liberal for the entire class."

amplesufficiency commented on Guys & Dolls Revival Could Launch Another Irritating Career

"Prominent Gay Men Who Would Make Laughably Poor Nathan Detroits - Christian from Project Runway - Carson from Queer Eye - George Michael Neil Patrick Harris would kind of work, actually."

amplesufficiency commented on License to Screw

"Well, nothing says "trust me" like Blue Steel, but Magnum might get you a threesome."