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"This unemployed freelance designer is gladly submitting a design for the NYC condom that I love so much."

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"I would do anything for a tab of LSD, a few beers and dancing with Green Man."

andheartss haz it commented on Photoshop Of Horrors: SATC 2 Poster

"Do they travel to Dubai to pick up it's collapsed real estate market and care for it's majority of impoverished people with shopping, cocktails and pant-shitting jokes? ...Oh how I long for Sex and the City on HBO prior to the 'suspension of reality' seasons."

andheartss haz it commented on Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition

"@Alohamaid: I have to second the 'black don't crack meme.' While light maintenance and amazing genes help, most older women in my family look amazing. My 81 year old grandma looks like she's in her 60s."

andheartss haz it commented on Alexa Ray Joel Hospitalized After Suspected Suicide Attempt

"I was just on the phone with my mom talking about how this time of year can trigger extreme depression in people. I really do hope she turns out ok."

andheartss haz it commented on Chris Brown "Still Has Love For" Rihanna

"Until he says, 'I am sorry for physically attacking the woman I once loved,' and quit it with this 'I'm sorry for what went down,' bull-caca, he hasn't learned a thing."