Green Weenie commented on When I Think Of Alluring Fragrances, I Think Of College Football

"The University of California at San Francisco fragrance is a heady combination of sinsemilla and ass Santorum."

Green Weenie commented on Boom Goes The Dynamite, As They Say

"Clark never looked up on his way to break up the pass to Welker."

Green Weenie commented on Deadspin Deleted Scenes: The One With Facial Art and STD Addendums

"James Van Riemsdyck looks like he'd better lay off the Little Debbie Swiss Cake rolls."

Green Weenie commented on Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...

""Look at the size of my cake!"

Green Weenie commented on Morning Blogdome: You Can't Handle The Truth

""Rinku and Dinesh Go To New Castle""

Green Weenie commented on Hank Williams Jr. will run

"There's so many skeletons in his closet, it looks like a catacomb."

Green Weenie commented on Nudie Magazine Seeks Student Sportswriter For Good Time, Possible Relationship

"Bitch put a skid mark on my BALL!"

Green Weenie commented on Rob Iracane Abdicates the Throne

"@Weed Against Speed: Iracane slashed my car tires outside the observatory. No wait, that was James Dean."

Green Weenie commented on Ravens Slingshot Back Into AFC Playoff Picture

"Moments later, Andy Reid ran out on the field dressed as a rodeo clown to save Althea Barnes from a serious goring."

Green Weenie commented on Lift Your Calzones And Salute; The End Of The George Steinbrenner Era Has Come

"It's all fun and games until HAL decides to kill Joe Girardi in order to protect and continue his programmed directives."