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    • Minsley Tortimer commented on "Some Folks Are Born Silver Rohypnol Prescription in Hand"

      "@MissCast: I'm interested in getting the hell out of blandiego and finally MOVING there..."
      http://gawker.com/comment/9442521 05:11 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

      "@BadUncle: we're gonna need more spot remover."
      http://gawker.com/comment/9439654 03:50 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

      "I'm thinking Jean Paul Roccard for the handyman in 'unbalanced load' and the reanimated corpse of Joey Stefano for 'speed queen', but am undecided on who should star in 'fluff-n-fold' - a reanimated Joe Dallesandro, or gay-for-pay holdout Zeb Atlas?"
      http://gawker.com/comment/9438733 03:26 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

      "it's all part of my business plan for a more vanilla version of gay hardcore magazine 'den of iniquity', which will be called 'linen closet of iniquity', and is aimed mainly at sweater queens."
      http://gawker.com/comment/9438116 03:09 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on Carrie Fisher Wants You to Get Electroshock Therapy

      "@Gnip-Gnop: THANK YOU"
      http://gawker.com/comment/9437240 02:48 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

      "(the sequels will be 'speed queen' and 'fluff-n-fold')"
      http://gawker.com/comment/9436513 02:29 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate

      "this headline fits in nicely with the script I'm writing for 'unbalanced load', a porno about a mildly deranged laundromat repair guy."
      http://gawker.com/comment/9436444 02:28 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on Carrie Fisher Wants You to Get Electroshock Therapy

      "has anyone else seen that carrie fisher interview where they ask her "how did you get the role of princess leia?" and she says "well, I was sitting at the counter in (hollywood diner famous for the young starlets discovered there) wearing that RIDICULOUS hairstyle, when george lucas walked in...""
      http://gawker.com/comment/9436267 02:23 PM on December 12 , 2008


    • Minsley Tortimer commented on Scott Ruffalo Case Gets Seedier, Sadder

      "@cupcakes: it'll be tough breaking through that makeup encrusted shell, but I think if we used the right chainsaw..."
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    • Minsley Tortimer commented on Scott Ruffalo Case Gets Seedier, Sadder

      "@tammyfey: did you mean to say "You're a fat bitch and I could care less"? wait."
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