@MissCast: I'm interested in getting the hell out of blandiego and finally MOVING there... (grrr, argh)
@BadUncle: we're gonna need more spot remover.
I'm thinking Jean Paul Roccard for the handyman in 'unbalanced load' and the reanimated corpse of Joey Stefano for 'speed queen', but am undecided on who should star in 'fluff-n-fold' - a reanimated Joe Dallesandro, or gay-for-pay holdout Zeb Atlas? decisions, decisions.


it's all part of my business plan for a more vanilla version of gay hardcore magazine 'den of iniquity', which will be called 'linen closet of iniquity', and is aimed mainly at sweater queens. the motto is: "it's 200 thread - COUNT !!!"
(the sequels will be 'speed queen' and 'fluff-n-fold')
this headline fits in nicely with the script I'm writing for 'unbalanced load', a porno about a mildly deranged laundromat repair guy.
has anyone else seen that carrie fisher interview where they ask her "how did you get the role of princess leia?" and she says "well, I was sitting at the counter in (hollywood diner famous for the young starlets discovered there) wearing that RIDICULOUS hairstyle, when george lucas walked in..."
@cupcakes: it'll be tough breaking through that makeup encrusted shell, but I think if we used the right chainsaw...
@tammyfey: did you mean to say "You're a fat bitch and I could care less"?

wait. no. that's not what I meant. nevermind.

@HK_Guy: you've been reading ethan green.

"up !!! up !!! up !!!"

and then, we're going to applebee's !!!
the look tom shot jay when he said 'showtunes' was priceless


@MissPeacock: (barf) - you know in the reunion special she was insisting she was 29? yeah honey - let's cut you in half and count the rings.
@glitteratigroovejet: you mean they don't have TMZ cameras in, like, diamond bar? or downey? or watts?
@Richard: was it the ab fab romanian baby?
A. all the funny interviewers? probably developed their brilliant personalities from not having been better at anything else.

B. he didn't win those medals on personality

C. he's, what, 24? what were you doing at 24?

and somewhere, kenley from project runway screams

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@Almostbanned: what, are you fucking kidding me? nothing is going to give me satisfaction until he, bush, and palin are hit and dragged to their deaths by a bus - and I want it on video, so I can enjoy it again and again.
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