bacon-yum commented on Steven Spielberg's Luckiest Day: Ten Years Later

" I've long suspected that Spielberg secretly wants to be raped."

bacon-yum commented on Is There A Celebrity Who You Would Actually Do?

" If it's fantasy doable."

bacon-yum commented on Armin Amiri Has An Eating Disorder

" In Russia, Cuban Sandwich eats you!"

bacon-yum commented on Rich People Can't Pick Their Own Kids' Nits

" I thought lice were something only the Poors got. Also, I need someone to help me wipe my ass."

bacon-yum commented on Is Jenna Bush The New James Frey?

" @tammyfey: Agreed."

bacon-yum commented on The Four Types Of New York Karaoke Performers

" @GorgeousGeorge: 2) Is this the same as the pack of drunk office girls who try to do "Baby Got Back" but don't really know the words at all, so it all kind of trails off into an incoherent mumble, punctuated occasionally by "I like big butts and I can not lie...""

bacon-yum commented on Don't Crap In The Subway, Darling

" @LolCait: This may fall under the TMI heading, but I once dated (for a very, very short time) a woman who would pee in people's closets for fun."

bacon-yum commented on Don't Crap In The Subway, Darling

" @tammyfey: Oh my God, my wife has been telling me that story for years."

bacon-yum commented on Gawker's Real Best Posts Of 2007

" @KarenUhOh: Shouldn't this feature actually run every 28 days?"

bacon-yum commented on Which Married Chef Tops Padma?

" Bobby Flay, no way."