On the bright side, the man-rapists of Rikers Island can rejoice at the new meat coming their way.
Here's why I love this: Generally it's the rigid Republican adherence to arbitrary rules leading to Democratic whining. Here, you have the reverse. I don't buy the excuse that NJ should get one mistake. This is a race. When you misspell something on your resume, there's no second chance; just the crinkling of your goldenrod job summation being banked into a circular file from across the room.
@Steverino Begins: Ummm...love you?
Dammit! Somebody beat me to the Arnold Horshack reference.
This reminds me of a story in suburban Chicago about a teen who ejaculated into the salad dressing at his high school.
The local newspaper's nickname for him: "Salad Shooter."
The local newspaper's nickname for him: "Salad Shooter."
Is Fox News heavily covering this? Aside from Drew Peterson, do they cover stories when a white people kill each other?
Uh "butthurt?"
Judges?
Judges?
@Signal to Noise: If you devour and hold in your lower intestine for one solid month one photo of a bitchy, self-congratulatory TV critic, make it this one.
Am I missing something here? Lefty journalists and academics privately bitching about politics is dismantling western civilization how exactly? Good to see Chuck Todd still in the running for "Decade's Whinniest Bitch," though the Beckster is still clearly the frontrunner.
@Evening-Wolf: Even the itsy-bitsy spider?
First off: wtf with the giant spider pix, Gawker??!?
Second, a tarantula invasion makes me much more willing to forgive hundreds of years of British Imperialism.
Second, a tarantula invasion makes me much more willing to forgive hundreds of years of British Imperialism.
Doesn't look like any Swede I've ever met.
Any co-sponsors for my legislation allowing nudity during warm summer months? Kucinich? Paul? A Kennedy?
OK, I don't get the headline. Is it because they look like a couple of browned sausages?
@LurkinMerkin: Excuse me, Merkin! Have you forgotten a little Oscar-nominated masterpiece known as "Bird on Wire?"
Goldie Hawn, is there nothing you can't do?
Goldie Hawn, is there nothing you can't do?
What does irony mean, again?
@phlox✔: Irony?
I wish Harpo beat him!
I'd be all aboard if not for the three tacky goldish rings on his hand.
That's soOoo not Barry.
That's soOoo not Barry.
@TubOfTaft: There's nothing about this post I didn't like.
