banmojo commented on Can You Finish The 50 Pound Burger And Win $1,000?

"50lbs /5 people = 10 lbs each in a 3 hour period?"

banmojo commented on The Simpsons Gets 20 Years of Apple Jokes Out of the Way at Once

"Very very funny."

banmojo commented on Russia's New Armor-Fooling Rocket Grenade Is An "Abrams Killer" Apparently

"We'll have it thwarted within a few months, methinks :^)"

banmojo commented on A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon

"he's ready for the zombie invasion!!"

banmojo commented on Video Proof that Black Friday Turns People Into Animals

"ok, to those of you who now sympathize with islamic extremist terrorist assholes, uh, Giz, why don't you show a time lapse video of MUSLIMS stoning a woman to DEATH because she *gasp* was RAPED by a group of MUSLIM men? give me a FVCKING break you fvcking idiots."

banmojo commented on Crazy Guy Beats Guitar Hero 3 Using Drums

"Yeah, but it wasn't perfect, by a long shot!! jk, that was SIIIIIICK!!! thanks giz."

banmojo commented on Obama Looking for Ways to Hold onto His Blackberry

"I don't give a dingleberry about nObama's blackberry. Would LOVE to hear more details about which direction microprocessors and memory are heading, however. Have a nice day."

banmojo commented on Hyuandai Accent Cheapest Car In Amerca

"I've come to believe that Hyundai has taken measures to improve their offerings in the past 10 years."

banmojo commented on Wal-Mart Employee Trampled To Death As Mob Tears Doors Off Hinges

"I find humans far more disgusting than herd animals."

banmojo commented on Chiropractor Sues Patient Over Negative Yelp Review

"@satoru: agreed ten fold over; you speak the truth, and it's verifiable."