Because sound doesn't travel? Pony up for first class if you want special treatment. I shouldn't have to be subjected to frequent fliers with too much perfume, talking too loud on a cell phone, an annoying bag, encroaching on my personal space, bad breath, general annoying-ness. Yet I am.
The $800/month wine budget is ridiculous and negates any point this guy may have had. Eating out too. I don't know who he thinks he's trying to keep up with but I see a bankruptcy in his future.
My favorite line "I'd hate to be dating a woman everyone disliked." Um, yeah douche, everyone hates her. She's a crazywoman and you don't need Emily to tell you that. Then when he told Emily "tread lightly." I was enraged. He's such a dork. I'm going to go hang my head in shame now for knowing all this.