benmaimon commented on Look, We Made You a Gawker Glossary!

"The tweeness of this list made me throw up a little bit in my mouth."

benmaimon commented on Torturing The Hitch

"I meant last "long" of course."

benmaimon commented on Torturing The Hitch

"Poor Chris didn't last song. Bet if they'd vodkaboarded him, he'd be on that plank from now till Yom Kippur."

benmaimon commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space

"Wow, in a city of unrelenting noise and distraction, there's a place that mandates actual peace and quiet so you might be able to concentrate on creating work more sustained than a blog post?"

benmaimon commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old

"I like how blocky and pixely my avatar photo looks when it's enlarged."

benmaimon commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old

"I dunno."

benmaimon commented on How To Get Hired When You're An Old

"Hmmm."

benmaimon commented on 50 TV Reporters Give You Their Best 'O Face'

"Sue describing her own screen cap: "What the fuck AM I doing?""

benmaimon commented on Calling All Commenters

"I'm planning on making this a Facedbook event."

benmaimon commented on The Milky Way Lost Half Its Arms

"Just market it as Milky Way Lite!"

benmaimon commented on Commenters Delight

"To keep up the commenting motif, when hte earliest arrival enters, does (s)he exclaim, "'FIRST!"?"

benmaimon commented on Commenters Delight

"Oh I'll b there."

benmaimon commented on Airport's Disgusting Kitten Slaughter Proceeds

"Bring them to singles night at the JCC."

benmaimon commented on The Personal Narrative, Photographed

""self-promoting" obviously. The text box here is lagging so I'm sure that's not my only typo."

benmaimon commented on The Personal Narrative, Photographed

"I don't get it. The photos are standard issue editorial art but they're lurvely. Emily's piece wasn't the best ever written but far from the worst."

benmaimon commented on Denise Richards Deconstructs A Love Gone Sour For Larry King

"With all those gay rumours, isn't Charlie's life more like Cirque du Soleil?"

benmaimon commented on Internet-Famous Lady Returns to Internet

"Jeez, screwed up my comment."

benmaimon commented on Internet-Famous Lady Returns to Internet

""She has been entertaining people in the digital space since there were people to entertain there.""