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"@afiunderground: I don't want to sound like a know it all here, and inspire rage, but I just sold a book to a publisher based on a proposal I wrote, which came from an idea I had."

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"I feel like picking her up in one hand and thanking my mom, my agent and the Academy."

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"The Diary of Anne Frank"

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