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BettyCrocker commented on Aliens Attack
"@pureblarney: It's like The Hershey Kiss family!!!"
http://gawker.com/comment/17440375 12:12 PM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs
"@Gawkerodent: I was going for festive - it would make a good YouTube!"
http://gawker.com/comment/17439765 11:56 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Brooklyn's Hottest Stereotypes in Battle of Bike Lane Martyrs
"In the spirit of the season: While hipsters grabbed their cocks by night while seated on the ground, They tried to repaint the bike lane, 'til Hasids beat them down, Til Hasids beat them down "Oy and gevalt!" the Hasids said, "Now call NYPD!" "We just don't like hipsters on bikes. They are so damn sexxxy!" The hipsters yelled: "You guys all smell! And fuck you through a sheet! We need a lane to share our pain While hogging up the streets!" The cops then said "Hey why can't youse just learn to get along? You both wear dumb hats, and drink cheap booze, and you all smell kinda strong!" All glory be to Billyburg With its diversity Hasids and hipsters hand in hand Neither truly sexxxy Neither truly sexxxy!!!! Aaaaaaamen!!!"
http://gawker.com/comment/17438039 11:06 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Aliens Attack
"Kill it with fire!!!"
http://gawker.com/comment/17437506 10:50 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
"@AzureTexan: More like Jason Voorhees."
http://gawker.com/comment/17436594 10:22 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Anti-Gay Republican Leader's Safe Word: 'Green Balloons'
"@AzureTexan: Water all over my desk."
http://gawker.com/comment/17436562 10:21 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Sarah Palin's Washington Post Op-Ed Debunked
"You know what the difference is between this hockey mom and a scientist? Brain cells! Why do these dumb evangelical hicks keep getting media exposure?"
http://gawker.com/comment/17434534 09:02 AM on December 9
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BettyCrocker commented on Baruch Herzfeld —
"@AliHajiSheik: Lives of splendid isolation can't really be had in NYC."
http://gawker.com/comment/17407255 12:16 PM on December 8
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BettyCrocker commented on Baruch Herzfeld —
"@Go Like Hell Machine: I agree that they're annoying."
http://gawker.com/comment/17406206 11:49 AM on December 8
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BettyCrocker commented on Baruch Herzfeld —
"As long as there's no vag or peen flying in the breeze, no one should get to tell people what to wear while on a public street because of their stupid religious restrictions on who they may look at."
http://gawker.com/comment/17403832 10:38 AM on December 8
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