<![CDATA[Comments from biden_my_time]]> <![CDATA[Comments from biden_my_time]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Couples Yoga Will Save Your Ailing Marriage... Or Not]]> couples sparring is really where it's at, anyway. work out your communication issues by working that jab. in his face (headgear + mouthguards are must-havs).

it's actually a huge turn on.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Look Out, America—Here Come Young People!]]> millenial haters who sqwak about our "poor work ethic" or whatever have obviously never spent time among UAW workers. Our work ethic sure can't get much worse than their bullshit.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on <i>Indy 4</i>: My Modest Review]]> Since the advent of CGI, George Lucas has done nothing but horribly-written, over-the-top retarded crap. Hoping this reverses the curse, but I have my doubts...

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on OH GOD: "Republican John McCain's]]> It's true that humor has a well-known liberal bias. Many conservatives have a sense of humor, but precious few can produce any of their own. The mind that embraces right-wing ideology is utterly incapable of satire.

But - considering that Wonkette's editors (and commentors) are obviously liberals themselves, I think it's kind of a stretch to call the Wonky liberal or left-wing. Part of the charm of what you do is that (1)everyone sucks, regardless of political affiliation, and thus (2)you make them look like the silly bastards they all are. Conservatives are often sillier bastards, but I don't think you pass up many chances to make liberal politicians look retarded.

Can you tell I just had this conversation with my Fox-saturated father-in-law? He compared Wonkette to DailyKos. I called foul.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Joe Biden Has Best Response To Comical Bush-Israel Speech]]> @jagorev: VP? Hell, Biden for everything, ever.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on William Shatner's (and <i>Star Trek</i>'s) Gay Panic]]> Kidding aside (which is difficult) -

DS9 definitely had a gay episode. Jadzia Dax (female), whose former host was a dude, hooked up with said dude's dead wife's new host, who was (also) a hot lady. Lesbianacy ensued.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Dove's 'Real' Women: Fakes?]]> i am not ashamed to say that this was/is the most arousing marketing campaign i've seen in a good long time.

re-touched, doi, like everything else on earth, but girls who look like they could actually withstand childbirth. thus - a campaign featuring models who actually resemble the women that most men are involved with, but a little hotter thanks to professional photography, and therefore a more realistic form of tittilation. brilliant, i say. brilliant, and hot.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Terrible Douchebags Launch New War On Birth Control]]> @AngryBlakGuy: Ha, i was just about to write that.

Seed spreadin' time...

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on CEO Ready To Sponsor Event Where Nothing Dies]]> @hypocriteoath: You are wrong. Animals are not people, too.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on 'We're Just As Good As NYC,' Lies Rest Of New York]]> speaking as a Niagara Falls resident -
Stay in the City, hipsters. Stay! we'd much rather deal with the Canadians, and their delicious money.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Music To Headbang To]]> I nominate every Lamb of God song. future ones, also.

Sonata Arctica and Rhapsody don't make me want to 'headbang' so much as 'operabang'. and all that it entails.

also, people - it was okay to like black sabbath back before there were any other metal bands. it is now completely unacceptable. Unless Sabbath is, like, totally the heaviest thing your ears can take, in which case you are a poon.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Please Stop Talking About Puppies]]> I love dogs, but man, I hate puppies.

almost as much i hate people who say "i wish they'd stay this way forever!". you want to clean up shit spray and listen to incessant wining and have your shoes chewed up forever? i think not.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on 25 Things All Women Should Learn To Do Already]]> @hamburgerhotdog: right hook being the easiest punch to see coming (unless the thrower is a southpaw). mabes work on that jab?

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Michele Bachmann's Underlings Express Love By Fleeing]]> @WadISay: I mean, I'm pretty sure the only reason non-Somalis in Mpls voted for Ellison was to piss off north metro people with our Moorish congressman just as much as their she-Haggard angers us.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Mike Huckabee's Shocking Online Secret Is A ... Political Action Committee Website]]> @shortsshortsshorts: that was my favorite part, too.

I think maybe they were referring to that passage in Acts when the risen Christ was like, "btw, kill all the Cherokees."

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Springsteen's Drummer Is Such A Capitalist]]> i was talking to my mom the other day about old people music, and i realized that every Springsteen song i thought i liked is actually a Bob Seger song.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on THAT'S RACIST: American voters]]> @shortsshortsshorts -

sorry, i'm not one of those "pits are harmless little cuddleduds" people, because that is obviously false.

what i (clearly) said is that most of them aren't black. or very big, for that matter. pits rarely tip the scales past 60lbs - if they do, they're mutts.

the larger point i was trying to make was that they are frequently mis-identified, because many people are confused as to what a "pit bull" actually looks like. that is all.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on THAT'S RACIST: American voters]]> this article is spot-on.

People totally give me a wide berth when I take my big black chow mix for a walk at night. which is fair, she isn't all that friendly, but i think that has more to do with her low opinion of people (which coincides nicely with mine) than her fur color.

neighborhood patrol, ahoy!

@shortsshortsshorts - do you even know what pits look like? most of them aren't black. or big.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Matt Sanchez In His Own Strange Words]]> I thought Columbia was kind of a good school?

was he an affirmative action case, or what?

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Manly Blogger Calls Us Gay!]]> that pic makes me think that i'm watching a live webcam, and he's still just standing there, looking at me.

]]> <![CDATA[biden_my_time commented on Ivy League Boy Shocked That Classmates Maybe Might Be Druggin']]> If i remember college correctly - and i'll bet i don't - the only kids who were't getting high were scandinavian exchange students, but they made up for it by inhuman levels of binge drinking and talking about how awesome it is to be a scandy to anyone who'd listen.

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