I'm fiercely loyal to Endocets. I find they pack a much nicer punch that Percos.
Also, Starbucks sucks salty balls. Those bastards wouldn't know a cup of coffee if it jumped up and smacked them in the testicles.
@bjonston: And I don't even watch American Idol. Never seen a single episode.
Damn, this was good.
Heroin. Works like a charm.
@MisterHippity: You da man, Hipp. The pleasure is all mine. Wish I had the brainpower to participate in the liveblog later, but by this time of night, without any decent drugs, I just can't make it happen. You know how it is.
@DahlELama: Shalom back at you, gorgeous.
@katekate is squared: Mazal mazal on the job! I need one myself. Unemployment blows monkey chunks.
@katekate is squared: Hanging in there, sister. How are you? Hope 2011 is treating you well.
Also, happy new year, amigos.
Wassup, Biznatches? Just popping in to say hi. Can't stay for long but just wanted to drop in and say wassup to my favorite live-blog peeps.
Good night, everyone. Good night, Hipp. Thank you for hosting such a lovely party.
Forma second there I thought Elia was gonna say "No! You go home!"
@GoRo: I missed that. What did she say exactly? I only caught the look on Gail and Padma's faces. Sounded heavy...
Oh sheed. Iz o looken so gud fo me no more. Ma pasta looma like ah entrails off a rotten watta boffalo accodin to Bourdain. Fok me.
@DahlELama: I will get out of bed, pour myself a drink and toastnyou if Jerzey Douche gets axed tonight.
@MisterHippity: Thank you, Hipp. Happy to be here. Always a pleasure to hang with you.
Why does Fraggle Douche think it's a good idea to wear a tie in the kitchen? What, you going to an interview dumbass?
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