BJonston is a dad!

Top Chef Masters liveblog starts this Wednesday! I hope you'll be there!

HI GUY! I HOPE we'll get a Top Chef Reunion live-blog post tonight! I wrote one and sent it in to Gawker, but I haven't heard word back yet on whether they're gonna post it. If they do, remember that the show starts at 9 PM Eastern, not 10 (i.e., an hour earlier than usual). So I asked them to put the post up at 8 pm. Hope it happens, and I see you there! Ciao!

Just testing the new message board. I can't seem to delete old messages. Anyone else having the same issue?

hi mr b, is hard to say, i truly hope you can take her to a kindly veterinarian as soon as possible. i wrote you a comment on the first pup cam thread, is the last one there, about an indispensable book for dog parents, dr pitcairn's guide. good luck to you and your baby dog!

mr b! how is your puppy doing ??

mmm...baby, I could read you blog in an Italian accent all day long - anna eat some beicon...

I know you live in Miami, fool.

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With love,

Mr. B

And incidentally, if I get axed for this:

"T'is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

I wanted the Chicken song but couldn't find it. Here's this:

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Jesus, what a shit storm at the Comings and Goings at Gawker thread. I haven't seen a melee like that since Der Speigel lectured the USA over how much this country sucks.