Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Make Thousands of Dollars from the Comfort of Your Own Home

"Is Jesus hiring right now?"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Staff Tension at Harvard Newspaper Explodes Into Epic, Graphic Scorched-Earth Email

"because no one wants to work for an organization that lacks any humanistic qualities or fun. I don't think "humanistic" means what you think it means."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on French Music We Actually Like

"This song was HUGE 10 years ago when i was a student in france."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on New York Post Columnist Trips, Falls, Sues New York City for $2 Million

"We're watching your every move, Stasi."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Idiot Inks Boffo Book Deal

"This next book is, for now, called The Tyranny of Cliches Chapter 2."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Urban Golf Makes White People Somehow Look Even Whiter

"This is how we do it!"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Animal Abuse: Funnier In The Name Of School Rivalries, But Still Wrong

"I havent' seen a duck misused that bad since Snookie couldn't figure out the duck phone on "Jersey Shore.""

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Will Max Baucus' Sexy Affair Kill Health Care Reform?

"@Mediahohoho: Eggzactly. He may be a "blue dog," but if he had gone "Full Republican" this scandal would have involved an airport bathroom, underage male pages and a diaper."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Jersey Shore: A Field Study

"@tigolbitties: I'm sticking with: Fuck: Snickers Marry: Trash Bags Kill: Sweetheart Sweetheart seems like just an all-around awful human."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Obama Compares the Insurance Industry to a Bunch of Thieving Gypsies

"I just can't get worked up about Gypsy defamation. They're just not that warm and cuddly a people."