So, um, you don't know the answer, couldn't find the answer, yet you wrote a post with a headline suggesting you did; conning people into thinking you had the answer cuz yu found it. Lame. You're a horrible person and should do something else with your life. Writing is not your thing.
I wonder where Eve's diamonds come from? Those wouldn't be conflict diamonds you're peddling, would they Eve? Are you sure You're not working for criminals?
I really enjoyed this story and would love to see it translate to a movie. Vin Diesel would be perfect as Derrick.

BUT you know what was disturbing? reading this: "I am sick to my stomach," said Eve Goldberg, a vice president at the William Goldberg Diamond Company, one of the concerns involved in legal action against Mr. Khan that was unable to recover the jewelry he borrowed. Ms. Goldberg described Mr. Khan as a "con man." "If he was smarter and not a criminal, he could have been very successful," she said.

"It's funny. I kept imagining him getting out of prison and having the nerve to call me."

This woman has problems. Psycho-logical problems. Appears Derrick is successful after-all...you just want to see him punished cuz he didn't sleep with you? ...get over yourself, Eve!!!

So, after we talk about it, then what? I'm all for art and all but this is ridonkulous... What happens after we talk about it? Know what's gonna happen years from now? Shvart is gonna end up teaching in some community college and the state will prolly end up paying for her meds cuz back in the day, she thot she was making a statement by using abusing her body as a foetus aborting aparatus...yaay art!! She should be expelled, for boring us with work thats old...
she looks like anna wintour's clone...
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I'm sorry, are we supposed to feel sorry for you?

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I LOVE IT tho... I mean, What's the difference between a Kellogs branded denim trousers and say, I dunno, True Religion.... A fool and his money?
So, Gawker writers must have just rolled in from Utah last week. This story is OLD. Like 1999 old. Every summer since the 90's old. Dudes from the projects wore supermarket products as clothing for years...Know where they bought em? Off of a guy who had a table on 125th, Fulton Street and Nostrand Avenue. Ride the subway in June or whenever and you'll run into someone from Flatbush, Washington Heights or Harlem wearing a Toucan Sam or M&M's jacket. And they'll look fly, too. Wearing their Bapes and what not.
If it wasn't for die Nasty we would never have been privvy to some of Lil Kim's best rhymes. Alexis Carrington, y'all. I'm a Falcon Crest fellow myself.
I got as far as "zany" in that article. Who is the writer, Carol Burnett? Zany. Pfft. Worst profile ever.
Fat and/or chubby people I used to like before they got the fat sucked outta em or got trapped in a sauna at their local gym... in no particular order..

Ricki Lake
Christina Ricci
Marc Jacobs
... more to come...

Another chubby person I used to like. So far:
Ricki Lake (she's fat again, no?)
Christina Ricci
Marc Jacobs
... I have teh list in a samich somewhere...
I used to have the biggest crush on Cheetara! I'd rush home from school and turn on Channel 5, years before it became FOX, and i would sit mesmerized. She was so fast and gorgeous. Snarf was annoying. And Panthro was obvs the black guy of the bunch. Thundercats HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only one who thot chubby girls were cool before they lost/got the weight sucked outta em. Ricky Lake, hello?
I liked her when she was creepy and chubby. Now she just looks attractive and photoshoppy. Ewww.
Why don't they publish a book of these?
@TedSez: We don't need another presidential candidate.
Post like these make me pray for mass illiteracy. Some people shouldn't dare hold a pen or stroke a key.
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