Knucklehead Babylon commented on Tim Gunn: Sartorial Political Theorist

"@nikaoh: I think it has more to do with her reptilian lips."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Nasty Nas Enjoys Lying In Meadow, Looking At Sky, Eviscerating Fox News

"Never put me in your box if the shit eats tapes."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on "Nuclear" Smear Campaign Against Fashion Blogger

"I could use a nuclear smear of cream cheese on my breakfast bagel."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Insane Courtney Love Mistakes Court For Oscars

"@AshMas: My new pickup line is now "Wanna co-mingle our money?""

Knucklehead Babylon commented on It's Funny Because He's a Closeted Republican

"I never leave the house without one of her merkins."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on 'Music' The Newest Division Of Corporate America

"Somebody in the industry really needs to step up and stop all this gang violence between the TAG's and the AXE's."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on We Are The Champions. Of Drugs

"I'm gonna go steal Lebanon's TV for smack money."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space

"@bringmemyTofu: Also, the scratching of that quill pen is quite distracting as well."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space

"Since when do writers have that kind of money?"

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space

"*Be sure to flush all used condoms in the lavatory after masturbating with your ego."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Beach Blanket Disco

"Crush groovy baby, crush groove."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on How to Hate Your Boss 2.0

"@Knucklehead Babylon: That's "cheese" you dummy."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on How to Hate Your Boss 2.0

"How about rubbing your armpits on the big chees's keyboard?"

Knucklehead Babylon commented on How to Hate Your Boss 2.0

"@Cheap Shot: I've always been fond of sending the "International Male" catalog to bosses and frenemies."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on In Which Gawker Infiltrates Candace Bushnell's New Novel

"I was let down when I found out this post wasn't about Bushmill's."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on In Which Gawker Infiltrates Candace Bushnell's New Novel

"Thayer Core is Pareene's porn name."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Wintour's Alleged Tryst With Conde Nast Boss

"Here's a tip for the kids: "The Most Trusted Man in America" is not to be confused with Southern rapper Walter Krunkite."

Knucklehead Babylon commented on Someone is Marrying Chris Kattan!

"I wish them a happy prenup."