Brian commented on 1908: Rich Ladies Get Protection from Beggars

"I've had a police escort ever since a filthy beggar yelled "God Bless You" at me in a very sarcastic tone."

Brian commented on Life As A Hot Woman: Creepy

"Damn!"

Brian commented on 'Daily News' To Terrorists: Drop Dead

"Change "Kalid Shaikh Mohammed and 9/11 plotters" to "protestants" and we can all pretend it's 1572."

Brian commented on Dude From 'Ferris Bueller' To Release Even Funnier Movie

"Screw your radiocarbon dating and evolution."

Brian commented on 50 Cent Says Obama May Die If You Don't Vote Hillary

"In London they call him 24 Pence."

Brian commented on This is one of the most incomprehensible

"Super transaction!"

Brian commented on 'New York Times' Web Crew Trashes IMDB

"@IndianSlipper: It's not extra anymore, it's background actor."

Brian commented on D.C. Opera Hero Hung Out To Dry By 'WaPo' Editor, Crackhead

"Sent via my CrackBarry"

Brian commented on Mr. President, I've Got a Nutty Idea...

"@GayatriSpivak: Thank you."