In Texas, you have to have your Pepsi ultrasounded before you can drink it.
Yeah...they drive me a little shouty.
BUT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IS MADE OF NATURAL CORN AND IS FINE IN MODERATE QUANTITIES!
Wait...what? I know ketchup has SOME sugar in it but it's also got some vitamins and that lycopene stuff going for it. This seems like such an odd thing to ban.

So I guess being a rebel in France now means eating ketchup while wearing a burqa.
When I see his picture, I always think of this guy from the X-files that was addicted to eating human brains.
Say it isn't so! Even Heidi?!
I'm still a little dumbfounded that you think the word chigger is the least bit racist, particularly since apparently your only reason for thinking so is because it "rhymes" with the n-word. That's ridiculous. I guess if you say you want a jigger of booze in your drink, that's racist, too?

I LOATHE Rick Perry. He's been the governor of my state for ages and I think he is corrupt. It also wouldn't surprise me in the if it turned out he had racist leanings. I think the name of this lease he hunted on is disgusting. Can I say he's a racist just because he and his dad hunted on a lease with this name? No. But I think it raises questions that should be investigated.

But even if this made Rick Perry the most racist racist that ever was a racist, I still have no idea what this has to do with chiggers.
Yeah, I'm confused, too. What is offensive about the word "chigger?" Just because it rhymes with an offensive work doesn't mean it is one. I mean, the work duck isn't offensive just because it happens to rhyme with a word that (to some) is.
That's probably great but my worst Wikipedia wormholes ever have been after watching liberal interpretations of the European aristocracies on HBO and Showtime. The Tudors! The Borgias! The Hot Men in Tight Leather Pants!
It's tough out there for a teens of all sexual orientations. My 13 year-old cousin hung himself three years ago. Both his parents had died in a two-year time period and he was (obviously) having difficulty dealing with it. Still didn't make the suicide any more understandable.

Saddest goddamned funeral I've ever been to. When a young person dies of suicide....such a tragedy. Sympathies to this kid and his family.
So based on the comments thus far, the consensus seems to be that he is a...Gibb, Osmond, Elway super-hybrid.
Me three. And I'm very tempted to go down a Wikipedia wormhole about feral children but unfortunately that time isn't billable....
They had paramedics on stand-bye outside? That should only be reserved for jobs where people are getting paid sports star money. Or work for the circus.

And this makes those complaining Whole Foods' employees from a while back look downright spoiled.
Aw, I know. And I loved my Amazon Prime so much. :-/
He looks so clean-shaven & groomed for a feral wilderness child.
She is just so very unattractive.
So is Kim shown drinking on the show this season? I haven't watched since the season finale where her sister called her an alcoholic and she was supposedly sent off to rehab.

From the recaps it seems obvious she's still drinking, but I didn't know if they were actually showing her drinking.
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