buttler commented on Jesse Jackson To Threaten Obama's "Nuts" Tonight On Fox News

"Forget it, Barack."

buttler commented on The Campaign for Gender Equality In Late-Night Talk Show Hosting Rights Starts Here

"Holy shazam, that's a whole lot of hotness right there."

buttler commented on Bollywood Epic To Employ Ancient Action-Hero Gods Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger

"We need a new term for movies like this are halfway between Bollywood and Hollywood. If this project is any indication, I suggest Follywood."

buttler commented on The Obama Victory Gallery!

"I'm glad the NY Post used that instead of their original headline: PIMPS UP, HOS DOWN"

buttler commented on 'Times' Shock: Colored Folk in Other Boroughs Watch 'SATC' Too

"It leads to babies?"

buttler commented on New Yorker Copies Cartoon

"It's pretty obscure as Kirby work goes -- certainly not well-known enough that even many comics fans would recognize it as "homage" except perhaps to overall Kirby monster style. The cartoonist might have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids."

buttler commented on Jim McGreevey's Puppies!

"At a glance I thought those were rats."

buttler commented on Jessica Album Completes First Shotgun Wedding

"I know they're going to be called Cashalba or something, but I'd like to put an early bid in for Cash Warren & Marvelous."

buttler commented on Day-Glo Gossip Maven To Peddle Fashion Line

"Wait, I'm confused."

buttler commented on Baby Mama Will Tell Us What To Think About Women

"The Village Voice's Robert Wilonsky?"

buttler commented on Starbucks Geniuses To Stop Burning Coffee This Morning, Change World Forever

"Maybe they're just brewing it wrong, but I had some this morning, and hooboy was it weak."

buttler commented on Village Voice Boss Honors Pal With Racial Slur

"Confidential to Mike Lacey: If you're ever tempted to call someone "my n----" again, just substitute the word "buttboy." Then everyone's happy."

buttler commented on Bruce Willis Man Enough To Pull Off Lavender

"How would you have recognized BJ Novak if he didn't have that gotta-get-outta-here look on his face?"

buttler commented on Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

"@scottybabes: Wow, that's an "Ah tol' you not to hide mah smokes from me, woman!" picture if I ever saw one."

buttler commented on Angelina Jolie Isn't The Only Celebrity Who Can Pretend To Be Doing Something Important At The UN

"It's just research for the next Legally Blonde movie."

buttler commented on Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood

"I take it you're ranking on incomprehensibility rather than the babe-attracting part."

buttler commented on Those Divisive Fact-Checkers

"Nan's just upset because experts in a recent study found that her books explode when placed near iPods. (Note: this comment has not been fact-checked.)"

buttler commented on The Oscars According To Courtney Love

"Please refrain from peeing on my MySpace."