bytememehard commented on George Clooney Gets Women Drunk For A Mere Kiss

"@Private Hangnail: Hmm?"

bytememehard commented on Live From Just For Laughs: The Defamer Kathy Griffin Interview

"I'm cornfused."

bytememehard commented on How Bottled Water Hypnotized Us All

"@moff: yeah, I'd just bet that's the reason you carry that cactus in your man-purse."

bytememehard commented on Madonna Reinvents Herself as Boring Homewrecker, Moans Times

"For whom, exactly, does the Times expect Madonna to be setting fashion trends?"

bytememehard commented on Andy Dick Arrested for Drugs, Groping 17-Year-Old

"What kinda a-hole lives in California and doesn't bother getting a script for his weed and Valium?"

bytememehard commented on Al Reynolds Teaches Us How Not to Dispel Pesky Gay Rumors

"Cleaner than the Bored of Health?"

bytememehard commented on Steve Guttenberg's Many Lies, Dates And Drinks

"Paging Dr."

bytememehard commented on Make-Up Free Blonde Lady Terrorizes Vacation Town

"Whaddaya talk?"

bytememehard commented on With Lead Smock Still On, German Woman Examines Her Own X-Ray

""Look, My Kant Lips Are Sealed!""

bytememehard commented on Court Victory for Dunne, Reckless Speculation Everywhere

"The way Dunne went after Condit you'd think it was his own daughter that got killed. (I know, pushing it)"

bytememehard commented on Insane Courtney Love Mistakes Court For Oscars

"@imjustskinny!: u 2"

bytememehard commented on Third Climber At Times Building

"When I walked by this morning the building logo had been changed to: The New York Climbs"

bytememehard commented on Kravitz Believes He Was Smeared

"@JC Costa: hmm, me likey"

bytememehard commented on Who Has a Lesbian Tattoo?

"@Nic Fit: just add "wich" and you'll be straight again."

bytememehard commented on Insane Courtney Love Mistakes Court For Oscars

"Never really gave a do-dang one way or d'other 'bout courtney till I saw her on Graham Norton where she came off as as surprisingly kind and civil and self-effacing and funny."

bytememehard commented on New York's Gay Jewish Mafia

"@WileyPeyote: Ye-ah, maybe not use "fag" -- nor the n-word, in case you were considering it."

bytememehard commented on Obama's Plane Makes Emergency Landing

"Interesting to me was the pilot complaining of stiffness in the tail."

bytememehard commented on New York's Gay Jewish Mafia

"Um, smells like gayfilte fish in here."