canary commented on "Financial Infidelity": Save The Economy But Wreck Your Marriage

"I don't call this financial infidelity, I call it retail infidelity."

canary commented on Patricia Field Does Not Like Comparisons To Vivienne Westwood

"Who else thinks Pat might be a little tipsy?"

canary commented on Seven Guest Stars for the Next Season of Gossip Girl

"Richard, if any of these plot lines appear in next season you better demand compensation--They're fantastic!"

canary commented on 36 Straight Hours Of Sex (And The City)

"He played Jared the premature ejaculator yes, and he was Vaughn Wysel in season 2--which spawned the line, "I used to get a thrill when men hit on me during their 15 minutes of fame." Carrie ditched a party with Big (when they first started dating) to go to Vaughn's book party with Stanley. He played the crazy drunken Irish man in Charlie's Angels and was also in Mulholland Drive."

canary commented on "Witches... Remove... Your Wigs!"

"GREAT caption, loved that movie!"

canary commented on 17-year-old Xochitl Parra

"Did nobody catch the 17 year-old sophomore part?"

canary commented on College Professors Very Concerned About How Their Students Fuck

"Where did you get that picture?"

canary commented on Alyson Hannigan Lets The Sunshine In

"I absolutely love her."

canary commented on Child With Large Head, Heart Sings For YOU

"Why did I just watch that."

canary commented on The Couple That Shops Together, Stays Together

"Get these bitches some enviro-friendly bags!"

canary commented on James Franco To Sexify Morningside Heights

"Not surprising."

canary commented on Stephanie Klein Sells Self Down The River

"I remember seeing the cover art for this book when it was still being published by ReganBooks."

canary commented on Christina Ricci Has A Spring Awakening

"does she have webbed toes?"

canary commented on Jay Leno Tickled By Ryan Phillippe's Former Role As Gay Teen

"What a grumper mcpoopy pants."

canary commented on Paris Hilton's Big Fake Friend

"Everyone knows the best way to find friends (or spouses) is by getting 20 fame-hungry reality T.V."

canary commented on Old Men To Blame For Everything, Again

"The title of this post made my morning."

canary commented on Are These Your Favorite Critics?

"donde esta Joe Morgenstern?"

canary commented on LOLSocialites: Money Just Can't Buy Taste

"Tara and Saved by the bell?"