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scroll_lock on Feb 18, 2009 (Private)
@Private HangnailShe's pretty bad alright. Especially when you hold her meds JUST out of reach when her eyes are rolling back and she's twitching in that endearing, jonesing kind of way. Plus, well, the B.O.
Iceland Spar on Jan 12, 2009 (Private)
@Private HangnailIf the scar is shaped like a starfish, you should tell your imaginary children that its from the great Mermen War of '09. Or the Battle of the Sea of Tranquility.
Private Hangnail on Jan 12, 2009 (Private)
Hey! Thanks for the kind words. The hole where my star used to be will heal, I guess, leaving a wound like a starfish. I'll point to it and say, "Look here, kids, this is where I was shot in Korea." I've never been to Korea nor have I ever been shot, but I like talking to imaginary children about the imaginary wars I've fought in.
scroll_lock on Jan 08, 2009 (Private)
@Private HangnailHappy New Year, dearest Hangnail! I can't find you around often enough due to the influx of nutjob trolls. I miss you!
scroll_lock on Dec 12, 2008 (Private)
@Private HangnailDearest Hangnail! Thank you for noticing Mr. Frey ducked my searing, insightful queries like the puss that he is. He can answer me about ebay but not about Babs boning black dudes or Oprah's Bentley. Harumph!
You also rule. XOXO
Private Hangnail on Dec 12, 2008 (Private)
James Frey ducked all the tough questions you asked. What a pussy. Also, just to get some scroll_lock props up here, you rule.
scroll_lock on Dec 09, 2008 (Private)
Hey, don't think I'm not steamed about missing the late night Alec Baldwin thread last evening. Your crab fork thighmaster KILLED me. XOXO
scroll_lock on Nov 20, 2008 (Private)
Also, regarding your refrigerator question:I guess I've been doing it wrong, having kept myself in the fridge while the wine runs amok.
scroll_lock on Nov 20, 2008 (Private)
I am very much enjoying the mental image of you signing on Gawker while three sheets to the wind and staggering around the keyboard only to find some bastard unfollowed you. I hate it when people do that! I believe there should be an exit interview at least.
Private Hangnail on Nov 18, 2008 (Private)
All right, which one of you bastards unfollowed me? Confess!
scroll_lock on Nov 07, 2008 (Private)
HA! Biscuit! Yes, I got quite a kick out of irking the hell out of him yesterday. My favorite is that even as he swore 18 times he was leaving G for good, he was all over the other threads. BTW I haven't bumped into you much lately, glad to see you again!
Sarcastro on Oct 15, 2008 (Private)
We could just siphon gas from someone's Hummer when we get there.
Houston, you have a big muthafuckin' problem.
