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#security
iWallet is the Undisputed Fort Knox of Wallets
A $600 carbon fiber and Kevlar wallet ($299 for fiberglass version) might seem expensive, but if you frequently forget your wallet or cellphone, it could be the best money you ever spent. It's loaded up with Bluetooth and biometrics. [Gizmodo] -
#junketeers
Warner Bros. Luring Media to Hangover DVD Junket with Promise of Vegas Hi-Jinx
It's almost too easy. Picture the nation's reporters in these dying days of media, toiling away in crumbling newsrooms where no sunlight has penetrated since before basic cable. Suddenly in their email box, comes an invitation: Free...Vegas...Bachelor Party... More » -
#picoftheday
Phone Home
[Someone takes shelter in what must be one of Manhattan's last remaining phone booths. Image via Sondergaard's Flickr] -
#review
Razer Imperator Review
The Imperator is Razer's latest gaming mouse, and it may be their best—oddly, because it feels like a mouse from an entirely different company. [Gizmodo] -
#holidaze
New York Observer columnist Simon Doonan writes truth: "People HATE gift guides, universally."
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#badvertising
Mrs. Claus Caught in Gruesome Sex Murder
Here's the pitch: Horny Mrs. Claus fucks someone besides Santa, then murders her lover right there in the bed, to hide her shame. This will sell mobile phones. Good? Good. [Adfreak. Mrs. Claus, the NYT wants to speak to you.] -
#levisjohnstonwatch
Porn Version of Levi Not Afraid to Show His Johnston
We're surprised it's taken this long, but gay porn studio Jet Set Productions is filming Getting Levi's Johnson this weekend. The biggest difference between this and Levi's Playgirl shoot? Well, there will actually be wang. More » -
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#google
It's Not Just You: Everyone Really Is Talking About Twitter
Google released its year-end "Google Zeitgeist" search stats, revealing 2009 America to be way less interested in John McCain and Sarah Palin, and way more interested in Twitter, Google.com's fastest-rising search term. So, forget this "Google," where's Twitter Zeitgeist, already? -
#rant
Where Is My iPhone Videochat, Apple?
Dear Apple and AT&T: I have had enough of this. Tell me, why don't we have videochat on the iPhone, you assclowns? Whatever excuse you may have, I'm here to destroy it. [Gizmodo] -
#pullquote
Padma Lakshmi —
the Top Chef host making a not-so-well-considered comparison to the molesty King of Pop, to Page Six: The Magazine coming out in Thursday's New York Post. Bonus pageview-driving picture of Padma doing her best Miley-Cyrus-in-Vanity Fair pose after the jump. More » -
#machinima
This is Not a Trailer For Tiger Woods 2011, But It Should Be
Despite the fact that TMZ pays to have eyes everywhere, they couldn't actually get footage of Tiger Woods' mishap with his wife. So what did a Taiwanese news program do? They made their own. [Gizmodo] -
#heroes
Arthur Kade Touches 'Little Oscar'
What is on the agenda of Philadelphia's most popular hero, Arthur Kade? "I need to practice riding horses, spear fighting, and sword fighting." Just like Napoleon Dynamite! But did Napoleon fend off thrown vagina with the ease of Kade? More » -
#screens
Lost Planet 2's Episode 1 Boss Has A Name, You Know
That's not just some random giant akrid you've been battling in the Lost Planet 2 demo for the PS3 and Xbox 360. That's Gordiant, and it's a pleasure to put a name to the digestive tract. [Kotaku] -
#imagecache
Now THIS Is a LAN Party
Dreamhack, a 10,000-person LAN party that just occurred in Sweden, is a close second to a few buddies and some hot pockets in a basement. If you're into this sort of thing. [Dreamhack and Flickr] [Gizmodo] -
#changes
Changing Video Game Cases Go For The Green
Xbox 360 owners who have recently invested in holiday season hits like Modern Warfare 2, Assassin's Creed II, Brutal Legend or Left 4 Dead 2 may have noticed a change in their game cases. Meet the Eco-box, gamer. [Kotaku] -
#blockquote
"It’s impossible to know conclusively what might be causing a black screen"
A choice cut from Microsoft's official response to the reported Black Screen of Death fiasco. Apparently, there are two possibilities here: a faulty security update is crippling PCs without warning; or, um, mass hysteria? (Im)possible! [Gizmodo] -
#beautifulawards
Spirit Award Nominations Maintain the Zombie-Like Pace of the Oscar Race
If ever a contest was needing shaking up, it is this year's Oscar derby which has a serious dearth of beloved, breakout movies on the board. But today's Spirit Award nominations did only kept the chessboard upright, stalemate intact. More » -
#opencaption
'What? Vegan Jokes Are Funny!'
[Natalie Portman was a typically unamused vegan when Chris Rock called her a salad shooter at the Gotham Independent Film Awards party in New York last night. Image via Getty] -
#rumormonger
Rumor: Us Weekly Pays Big For Tiger Woods Girl #2
Us Weekly has the hot sexxxy exclusive from Jaimee Grubs, the 24 year-old cocktail waitress who says she also had an affair with Tiger Woods. A tipster who just might know tells us they paid a lot for it. More » -
#activision
DJ Hero Controller Now Sold By Its Lonesome
Players interested in making their DJ Hero experience slightly more social can now order standalone controllers online from GuitarHeroStore.com. [Kotaku] -
#gatecrashersgate
Bravo Already Has a Salahi-Filled Season of Real Housewives of D.C. in the Can
Not only are they done filming, but the Salahi party crash is going to be the first season finale. In fact, it appears that crews have been filming Michaele and Tareq Salahi since the middle of September. Naughty Bravo! More » -
#ubisoft
Assassin's Creed II DLC Raises Questions, Possibly Fills Gaps
You don't make an expected hit game with a 200-plus-person development team and not plan some sort of downloadable content. Assassin's Creed II is getting two large add-ons. The names of these packs suggest key story gaps will be filled. [Kotaku] -
#clipjob
Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day
Today at Gawker.TV, A&E's Hoarders discovers the ultimate cat lady, a Spanish Lost, clues your relationship is over, and late night hosts joke at Tiger Woods expense, while the Chinese animate his car crash for the world to see. More » -
#starwars
Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side Trailer
We've seen Family Guy take on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Come December 22nd, Fox will release DVDs of Family Guy's Empire Strikes Back parody. Here's the first trailer. And yes, I'm still a sucker for knee humor. [Gizmodo] -
#usb
What's Wrong With a USB 3.0 ExpressCard?
Well, there really isn't much you can do with USB 3.0 yet for starters. And people who still have laptops with ExpressCard slots don't strike me as the early adopter type. Oh, and then there is the AC adapter. [Gizmodo] -
#television
Comcast Buying NBC From GE is a Done Deal
Comcast's acquisition of NBC from GE is a done deal reports David Faber on CNBC. All that needs to be done is paper work at this point. The deal should be announced Thursday morning, says Faber. [Gizmodo] -
#giftguide
8 Gifts for Girlfriends Neglected By Tech-Addicted Boyfriends
Hey baby, look, we all have priorities. For me, my gadgety toys just so happen to fall a teensy bit above you on the list. Don't be offended! Here, look, I got you a present! Now, back to my iPhone. [Gizmodo] -
#imagecache
Steve Ballmer Rendered in BSODs
Hundreds of photos of BSODs arranged into the visage of Steve Ballmer, a stabbing, probing, flicking tongue protruding from the gaping maw in the center. Here's the tongue—oh God—up close, so you can see some of the photos: [Gizmodo]
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