cdmunch commented on The Socialite's Nazi Publicist

"@richardmarxhatesmyhair: It really is a brave new world out there."

cdmunch commented on The Socialite's Nazi Publicist

"The Everglades isn't racist, they let Irish in there (but no Jews- the Jews have their own clubs in PB where they don't let in gentiles)."

cdmunch commented on Somebody Please Pun-ch Kenneth Cole. Get It?

"For yous cheap-ass homos who can't afford real Calvins or need a fake photo to post on Manhunt that says "ballsack inflamation." -- Kenneth Cole"

cdmunch commented on Brooklynite Denied Iced Espresso, Media Firestorm Ensues

"I was in Europe once and ordered a vodka tonic and a whiskey."

cdmunch commented on Keith Olbermann Savors His Fleeting Moment Of Revenge Against Page Six

"I'd kinda like to see this guy all coked up and paranoid with his own 24-hour a day news program."

cdmunch commented on Bum—Or Scribe for America's Most Glamorous Magazine?

"Is that a police station or the bedroom of some goth teen?"

cdmunch commented on The New Yorker's 'Tasteless' Obama Cover

"I don't get it."

cdmunch commented on Jesse Jackson To Threaten Obama's "Nuts" Tonight On Fox News

"@Swifter: Yeah I agree, the real storm comes after Labor Day."

cdmunch commented on The Army Finds Your Movie Lacking In Nuance

"@Aaron Altman: @loosecanon: Someone get you two a bunk."

cdmunch commented on "Bad on Purpose": the NYT's Divergent Views on James Frey

"Frey's Picassos, his Tribeca loft, his summer place in Amagansett, the hardship he suffered while staying at the house some friend loaned him in the south of France (I really feel for the guy!), none of that would matter if his writing didn't read like he'd just discovered the cut & paste function on his iBook."

cdmunch commented on The Army Finds Your Movie Lacking In Nuance

"Do all those guys have crabs or what?"

cdmunch commented on Jesse Helms

"Who is that narrator?"

cdmunch commented on Is Anna Wintour Locked In A Feud With Interview?

"Brant's an odd character."

cdmunch commented on Silence is Sacred at Uptight Writing Space

"They have these same rules at the Writers Room and they're justified-- writers are fucking selfish shits who love to eat potato chips one at a time with their mouths open and get terribly excited when they get a damned cell phone call during daylight."

cdmunch commented on How To Write A Press Release That Doesn't Suck

"I have a question-- what's the best way to approach bloggers?"

cdmunch commented on How To Manage 20-Somethings: The Real Shit

"Mentoring your 20-somethings is important."

cdmunch commented on How the Hell Do You Get a Job In Media In This Town?

"Crooks, drug addicts and incompetents who don't know how to spell-- these are the only people who apply for creative jobs in NYC."

cdmunch commented on Gay-Baiting, Porn Stars Will Save 'Red Eye'

"Is he broadcasting from that alleyway next to G Bar?"