Come on, nah. Quit yer fussin. We need you back. And we refuse to accept "life outside the Internet" as an excuse.

Where the holy FUCK are you?!?! Write Ketch, or create another identity immediately, like Gaim Chadelstein so I can find you!

Dang it, where are you? You amused me immensely.

come back. how am i to avoid studying for the bar? if the world gains another attorney, it will fall on YOUR shoulders. and you don't want that, do you?

i didn't think so.

"Chaim Gnadelstein has no friends."
:( That's simply not true!

Come BAAAAAACK! You are missed 'round here. Also, we need a fourth for bridge so hurry up.

there, there. better that than to be a failed commenter!

you are absolutely my favorite commenter. people like you make boring people like me lurk in bashful reticence, knowing we simply cannot compete. :)

"Not to be a dick or anything, but honestly...where do you find the time?" Not a dick at all - something I've often wondered.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! Just read your sad, sad tale of acquired situational narcissism, and then choked on and aspirated my mojito...... I hope the ex forgave you and whatever became of the nerf set???

You, sir, are a damn riot. Keep it up.