malvones commented on You People Are Monsters

"@Lycosidae: Please, don't give them any ideas."

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"What do you suppose would happen to Gawker if comments were disabled for a day?"

malvones commented on From the Mailbag

"oh my god, that was supposed to be a gchat."

malvones commented on From the Mailbag

"no probably not, ill send it again"

malvones commented on Editor Ryan Block Leaving Engadget

"so, this was like a competitive brolationship?"

malvones commented on "Slow News Day?"

"here's one idea: live blog C-Span."

malvones commented on Exciting Job Opportunity INSIDE!

"yo, sign me up, this shit sounds LEGIT"

malvones commented on 'Times' Sends McCain Rejection Letter, McCain Cries Like Little Girl

"@ADismalScience: A newspaper doesn't have to publish something that they feel does not meet their editorial standards simply to appeace some notion of giving both candidates equal exposure, this is not Xinhua - they have a choice."

malvones commented on 'Times' Sends McCain Rejection Letter, McCain Cries Like Little Girl

"Point: Iraq is a quagmire which we must abandon post-haste; Counter-point: RRAAARRGGHHIMSOOLDANDANGRY.."

malvones commented on Bravo Picks Up Exciting Reality Show About Art

"@Richard: rough day?"

malvones commented on Flag-Waving American Companies Cheat On Us With China

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: I'll cut you :)"

malvones commented on Flag-Waving American Companies Cheat On Us With China

"Well I, for one, welcome our traitorous multinational conglomerates."

malvones commented on The Socialite's Nazi Publicist

"@Seeräuber Jenny: wow, preconceptions much?"

malvones commented on Videoblogger Ze Frank Lands Movie Deal

"he's funny!"

malvones commented on Important Advice For the Humor-Deficient

"@jamiedemon: are you like some inside joke I don't know about?"

malvones commented on NEWS JEWS CAN USE

"@Unfun: and to think, it was only around this time last year that we were being treated to this: [gawker.com]"

malvones commented on Vogue's Snotty Reality TV Debut

"On today's episode of Model.live, Cato gets trapped in a revolving door and misses her first go-see of the day - meanwhile, Austria accidentally ingests an airborne calorie."

malvones commented on Jet Skiing in a Jacuzzi Is Half Crazy Half Sad

"oh, but for a slight miscalculation of the throttle, and the gene pool would be slightly corrected."