chickenjungle commented on Lisa, The Mean Self-Serving Hack, Lives To Cook Another Day

"Whoa, whaaat?!"

chickenjungle commented on Marc Jacobs Completes Bag For Gay Filipino Blogger

"Once upon a time, I was a maître d' at one of the hottest restaurants in NYC (actually, I was maître d' of several "hotspots," which you would already know, if you'd ever bothered to read my totally awesome memoir book thingie--but anyways, I digress)."

chickenjungle commented on Emily Gould Introduces Oversharing To New York Times Magazine

"@ian spiegelman: Yeah, I get it."

chickenjungle commented on Emily Gould Introduces Oversharing To New York Times Magazine

"@ian spiegelman: Firstly, it's Free World-- capital F, capital W-- because it was the name of the rival "posse." (Nice try with the metaphor there, though.) And I noticed you (intentionally?) left out the rest of the lyrics, which, interestingly enough, are QUITE appropriate in Ms.Gould's case here, no?"

chickenjungle commented on Lydia Hearst Live From The Life Ball In Vienna

"@Nick Denton: "Julia just hasn't done anything interesting recently." Oh!"

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Doppelganger Strikes Hipster Tea House

"You can probably expect a bit more."

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Unmasked?

"My word, what's this?"

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Whatever. I was there last night, and saw all THREE artists with my very own eyes ("And who's that dude there?"

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Oh, I see. Apparently, an e-mail from my assistant to Nick Denton is stamped 12:08pm. And my initial comment here at Gawker is stamped 10:57am. You guys are really a fucking piece of work."

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Oh, Gothamist says, do they? When exactly?"

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Sighting

"OH yah-- wanna hear a kinda funny story ? Yer ole homeboy, Lockhart Steele, runs eater.com, yes?"

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Sighting

"I happen to go to Thunder Jackson's pretty frequently, and so I happened to be having dinner there last night (great food, by the way). So I saw the work-- not completed, mind you, but enough (I think)."

chickenjungle commented on Extremely Poor Man's Angelina Jolie Kicked Off 'Top Chef'

"Nikki Cascone?!"

chickenjungle commented on Real Housewives, Especially LuAnn, Embarrass Us All

"@scaredykat: I know its hard to tell, we all tend to either clean houses or be gynocologists and have white rice and KFC for lunch. Fortunately Filipinos like Qbert and Bryanboy and 1,000 prisoners dancing to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" show us that we can have a profound impact on society."

chickenjungle commented on Here's That Tired ABC Story on Julia Allison

"Hey, I'm just curious-- what's a person gotta do to get their "blog war" covered around here? Cuz, NY Magazine just 'covered' my "blog war" (their exact same words, swear to gawd!) with Eater (Mr."

chickenjungle commented on Emily Brill to Dad: Internet Notoriety Is a Job!

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: I'm pretty sure she's trying to tangle with Gawker in order to raise her own profile. And huh, lookie here-- It seems to be working! Granted, she may be a tad verbose (that's an awful lot of words just to say, "First time past the rope, jackass?")-- and sorry, I just don't feel inclined to read the rest of her 'work' (Gawker or no Gawker), but I'm thinking she may not be all that stupid, either. I'm just sayin."

chickenjungle commented on Death for the Taxing

"@vulturesquadron: No, I don't. And yes, I do. If you require further explanation, please do let me know. Sorry, but right now I neither have the time nor the inclination to belabor this matter, if you're simply being cheeky, and you don't really actually give a shit."

chickenjungle commented on Death for the Taxing

"@ExecutiveIntern: Actually, I was anticipating no such thing."