chickenjungle commented on Lisa, The Mean Self-Serving Hack, Lives To Cook Another Day

"Whoa, whaaat?!"

chickenjungle commented on Marc Jacobs Completes Bag For Gay Filipino Blogger

"Once upon a time, I was a maître d' at one of the hottest restaurants in NYC (actually, I was maître d' of several "hotspots," which you would already know, if you'd ever bothered to read my totally awesome memoir book thingie--but anyways, I digress)."

chickenjungle commented on Emily Gould Introduces Oversharing To New York Times Magazine

"@ian spiegelman: Yeah, I get it."

chickenjungle commented on Emily Gould Introduces Oversharing To New York Times Magazine

"@ian spiegelman: Firstly, it's Free World-- capital F, capital W-- because it was the name of the rival "posse." (Nice try with the metaphor there, though.) And I noticed you (intentionally?) left out the rest of the lyrics, which, interestingly enough, are QUITE appropriate in Ms.Gould's case here, no?"

chickenjungle commented on Lydia Hearst Live From The Life Ball In Vienna

"@Nick Denton: "Julia just hasn't done anything interesting recently." Oh!"

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Doppelganger Strikes Hipster Tea House

"You can probably expect a bit more."

chickenjungle commented on Banksy Unmasked?

"My word, what's this?"

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Whatever. I was there last night, and saw all THREE artists with my very own eyes ("And who's that dude there?"

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Oh, I see. Apparently, an e-mail from my assistant to Nick Denton is stamped 12:08pm. And my initial comment here at Gawker is stamped 10:57am. You guys are really a fucking piece of work."

chickenjungle commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?

"Oh, Gothamist says, do they? When exactly?"