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Clare commented on The White House State Dinner Menu: Delish!

"@Richard Lawson: Did you ever see the show "Chef!" It was set at an inn in the English countryside, and in one episode, the titular chef and his staff went to a cooking competition in France where they could only use English products."

Clare commented on The White House State Dinner Menu: Delish!

"Oops, comment in the wrong place."

Clare commented on Katie Couric's Forbidden Dance of Gin

"@Matt Cherette: As we used to say at Deadspin, +1."

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"@SayChowdaFrenchie: "It's me."