FOR REAL. Let's see, I need a live octopus, a tube of Sheseido mascara, a new flatscreen TV, and 500 sheets of nori. Let's go to Super H Mart!
Hate to bust your bubble, but Scharffen Berger is a subsidiary of Hershey.
I also love the expression on the face of the Altuzarra model.
Is that Hamish sitting with Anna?
5. Did Rob Lowe do lots of drugs in the '80s and '90s? This sounds like a very Chris Traeger thing to do.
I have largely ignored Lana Del Rey until now. This is the first time I've listened to "Video Games" all the way through. The Marilyn Monroe voice and the eyes-closed swaying...she's like a black hole of charisma on stage. The lyrics aren't bad; did she write them? But I think the song would be better if someone with a more powerful voice and a more galvanizing stage presence sang it.
Touch my knees butt!
My last semester of college, I lived with a guy who liked to cook. I like to cook too so this wasn't a problem for me. The problem was that he'd never clean up after himself.
The best (worst) dish he ever cooked was calamari. He started by thawing the squid in a colander in the sink for an entire day, which made the whole house smell like low tide. Once he battered and fried the calamari, he left the oil-filled wok on the stove to cool. Fair enough...but then he ignored the wok full of black, rancid, fishy oil on the stove for FOUR DAYS. Eventually I ended up screaming in his face, "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CLEAN THIS PAN?!" I should have taken the oil up to his room and poured all over his bed.
Is Lindsay Vonn Tebowing with or without irony? And how did you and Sir_Loin know that it was her anyway?
2. This just makes me sad.
6. Brooke Shields. She's starring on Broadway in The Addams Family right now.
This is very nice, Leitch, but you buried the lede:
A.J. wrote a column for The Knot?!
The impromptu jam session isn't the only cute thing in this video.
(Heyyyyy videographer at 2:50...heyyyyyyy buddy. Hey.)
I guess this country just wasn't ready for a president with acrylic fingernails.
HOORAY!
If you decide you want to execute Gawker commenters, will you smash them in the face with a cookie sheet?
Also, could you please bring back Gawker Stalker?
There is no way that Nicole Kidman is a C-lister and Keith Urban is an A.
3. What's Sienna Miller been up to lately?
4. I can't believe that it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She looks pretty liney and normal without makeup on.
I really liked this article, because the NYT doesn't normally run articles with so much thinly-veiled contempt. Well done, Ginia Bellafante.
I'm not so impressed by Item 3. Read a little closer and you realize this celeb wouldn't even let her "guests" into her house--she put them in a tent in the backyard. It's like when Ina Garten "hosts" charity events Barefoot Contessa. She puts the plebes (relatively speaking, obviously) out in the barn or on the patio. I don't think it's really hosting an event at your "home" if you don't even let them in the house!
