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"six EXAMPLES of mustaches that are not sexy is not the same as six REASONS that mustaches aren't sexy."

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"@Werrick: i guess i read the original article as things men have said specifically to coerce/convince women to sleep with them, not just stupid dating shit in general, which is pretty evenly distributed."

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claudrophenia commented on The Earnest Fumbling Manchildren Of Film Make Crappy Boyfriends

"@Khrushchev: shoot, macauley culkin's career waned at like 11."

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"i live in fear of the day when my boyfriend awakens from a booze passout just to find me slathering him with Jeze-balm."

claudrophenia commented on Size Matters

"@tscheese: proof that NOBODY IS EVER HAPPY: i wear a 7 or 7.5 shoe and i stress that, because my hooves are so stumpy, it makes me look like i have cankles."