cogito1 commented on Sarah Palin On Charges She Is An Idiot: No Comment

"I think it would be best to understand and explain an anti-intellectual conservative populist such as Sarah Palin in a language they all would understand: It was a god damn deal with the mother fucking devil for the Republican party and conservatives to let these neo-nazi fascist assholes into the fucking political process and collect their fucking money while these god damn motherfucking thumpers and wavers paraded their fat fucking asses around in all the fucking trailer parks all across this motherfucking country claiming they represented the real fucking American people of this fucked up lazy can't-make-anything country of fucking burger flippers thinking that a god damn bible and a fucking flag is going to fucking save their fat fucking hemorrhagic asses from the skinny fucking Asians who can call in their fucking debt that this fucking country owes to them any fucking time they fucking want to and squeeze the fucking balls of these fucking assholes so tight that they'll have a fucking two-stack of flat fucking pancakes between their fat fucking thunder thighs and fucking make these asshole thumpers and wavers scream so motherfucking high and loud that they'll break every fucking plastic window in their fucking trailers while the fucking Chinese tanks roll the fuck down fucking Pennsylvania Avenue looking for something of fucking value in this fucking fire-sale of a fucking country to sell on the fucking global market so that the People's Republic can get some fucking money back on the fucking money that they fucking loaned to us so that WE could buy THEIR fucking cheap shit made by 2 cents a motherfucking hour coolies while stupid fucking Americans lost their fucking jobs and fucking houses that were paid for by fucking Chinese loan money and all that these fucking thumpers and wavers can fucking say and write is that we got to be fucking patriotic and fucking go to fucking church and fucking pray and fucking sing and fucking remind the fucking christian god that we fucking promised to take fucking care of fucking Israel at HIS fucking request so how the fuck can these fucking godless Asians be any kind of fucking threat to the fucking stars and stripes and if we just fucking did that and stopped reading fucking books and learning fucking Spanish and fucking did our fucking hard work at fucking Walmart and we all fucking supported our fucking hockey teams then the fucking Asians wouldn't know what the fuck to do and would go fucking home with their fucking tails between their fucking skinny legs and eat their fucking noodles and rice and LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE when the fucking grand old flag fucking waved under the fucking sun and fucking blue sky and fucking amber waves of fucking grain and the fucking light shined from the fucking bible and fucking sent the fucking devil back to fucking hell."

cogito1 commented on Today's Sarah Palin Madness

"So it turns out that evangelical conservatives really, really like Sarah Palin."

cogito1 commented on Today's Sarah Palin Madness

"SARAH PALIN RESIGNS!!!"

cogito1 commented on Everyone Knew Palin Gal Pregnant Except Sad McCain

"Conservatives/liberals reach compromise on Bristol Palin: Bristol will affirm that life is a good thing, give vaginal birth to the child and marry the father."

cogito1 commented on Obama's Elegant Dance

"People were beginning to wonder if Barack Obama had the cojones to trade slogans and insults with John McCain."

cogito1 commented on Four Straight Minutes Of Bill Clinton Applause

"The applause was not so much for Clinton as it was a nostalgic celebration for an America that is no longer, that has been subducted under the global economic plates of China, India, Malaysia and Russia."

cogito1 commented on Hil Redeems Self in Eyes of Pundits

"Let us all understand a few things about her and her national constituency."

cogito1 commented on Clinton: "No Way, No How, No McCain"

"Hillary is about to start her speech."

cogito1 commented on Mistress' Little Sister Puts the Smack-Down on John Edwards

"John Edwards is now a circus distraction."