Hmm . . . the album art part isn't new . . .
@Helman: Damages is basically legal drama done in high camp. Glenn Close plays that character that Glenn Close plays, you can sketch in the rest on your own time.
Except Two and a Half Men. Two and a Half Men is not a worthy contender.
Also, the alarm clock now sorts your various clocks in order by time, rather than by the order that you created the alarms. And SIM card ejection tool!
He is detestable.
I'm so confused. Are they next going to teach us about this phenomenon called "YouTube" that all the kids are talking about?
You know, even though I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be Martial Law, I think I prefer Marshall Law. As long as it has nothing to do with TJ Maxx's even more retarded cousin.
Pareene! What do you want for Christmas? Other than for all of your co-workers not to quit?
If someone who looks like Jory is having trouble getting a boyfriend of his own accord, I think he may be demanding a higher standard of man than can be found among the Gawker commenters. Perhaps check over at Jezebel; they must have some leftover lesbians that no one is doing anything with.
@the supergoddess: Drudge's audience is composed entirely of LolCats?
@eastvillageidiot: I think the MetroCard Calculator will become a lot more popular. Since $10+15%=$11.50, whereby $1.50 is also (mostly) useless unless you take the PATH train to New Jersey in which case, I'm not speaking to you any more.
Also, does not go into effect until March 2.
@Pope John Peeps II: I have boy-parts, which universally means I'm not allowed to have thoughts, ideas or opinions about those who have girl-parts, but I think I am allowed to say that Jezebel is not nearly as annoying for the feminist manifestos as it is for being Gawker without the wit.
@winniemc: In this case it's technically a curry queen.
Soooooo anyway . . . I love the headline but I would have gone with "Pop Tart Has One in the Toaster Oven."
Not to be a downer . . . but I suspect that maybe they are going to label the (arguably) pretty outside-corner staircases, whereas the official, code-serving, enclosed concrete staircases with the numbers and the labels and the fire hoses and whatnot are presumably tucked safely in the center of the building, as in most others?
@LolCait: Do we have to show our work, too?
@wonky: She's been getting a lot of mileage out of the "He's Just Not That Into You" episode over the last couple of days.
Brian Griffin is trying to think of a status message that takes advantage of his newfound freedom, but can't come up with anything.
@Hez: I think there's a salve for that.
Oh yes! The laundry secrets! Please! I bet he uses dryer sheets. How else could he always stay so mountain fresh?
