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      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?"
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077921 2:46 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@LipstickLibrarian: Woot! I heart 80s music! "
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077811 2:19 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: I'm sorry."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077776 2:13 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: There isn't much to do there, as I understand."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077705 1:53 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: I flew into Charleston once, and that's as much time as I care to spend there. @gecko: Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077632 1:39 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@Colonel Mustard: Well, this one will do."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077599 1:31 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@minou: I'm taking your abandonment personally! Okay, no I'm not."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077552 1:24 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@souplines: Okay, fortunately I didn't hit the judge?"
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077539 1:24 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL APART."
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077423 1:03 AM on Nov 23


      • Colonel Mustard commented on Five Celebrity Couples We Can't Believe Are Real

        "@gecko: SC as in South Carolina?"
        http://gawker.com/5096647/#c9077417 1:02 AM on Nov 23


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      Un Chien Andalou on Nov 14, 2008

      Anothe awesome comment Mustardio!
      All the best,

      Chien


      MaelstromInTheMiddle on Oct 20, 2008

      Congrats on the commie, Colonel. Well deserved.


      katastic on Oct 10, 2008

      Oh my God re: Palin's "freedom of the press is a privilege and not a right". You just sent shivers of horror down my back.


      veganrampage2 on Sep 27, 2008

      "homunculus"- you bring joy into my personal circle of hell, and that's why we luv youse.
      From Falon and the clowder of 8 that's right 8 MF cats!(spayed/neutered of course)


      Aaron Altman on Sep 15, 2008

      Fair enough. Love ya, bud. :-)


      Helman on Sep 10, 2008

      Home is where I want to be
      Pick me up and turn me round
      I feel numb - born with a weak heart
      I guess I must be having fun
      The less we say about it the better
      Make it up as we go along
      Feet on the ground
      Head in the sky
      It's ok I know nothing's wrong . . nothing

      Hi yo I got plenty of time
      Hi yo you got light in your eyes
      And you're standing here beside me
      I love the passing of time
      Never for money
      Always for love
      Cover up and say goodnight . . . say goodnight

      Home - is where I want to be
      But I guess I'm already there
      I come home - she lifted up her wings
      Guess that this must be the place
      I can't tell one from another
      Did I find you, or you find me?
      There was a time Before we were born
      If someone asks, this is where I'll be . . . where I'll be

      Hi yo We drift in and out
      Hi yo sing into my mouth
      Out of all those kinds of people
      You got a face with a view
      I'm just an animal looking for a home
      Share the same space for a minute or two
      And you love me till my heart stops
      Love me till I'm dead
      Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
      Cover up the blank spots
      Hit me on the head Ah ooh


      bernann m. on Sep 10, 2008

      YOUR RUBBER AND IM GLUE

      BUT YOU STINK AND YOU KNOW IT TOO


      bernann m. on Sep 10, 2008

      COLONEL MUSTARD IS LIKE ANCHOVIES: NOBODY LIKES HIM!!!



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