colonelpanic commented on Facebook Named in Federal Class-Action Suit over Scammy Zynga Ads

"A $5M class action on $200M/yr is a parking ticket, not a cause for concern among investors."

colonelpanic commented on Did Mrs. Google's Company Curl Into the Googleplex To Die?

"Seems simple to me: cash is still there but the company becomes a skeleton crew to cut costs while they refactor positioning and the business plan. Also, oftentimes startups announce financings of $x Million when the actual cash in the bank is lower and the investments are structured as drawdowns."

colonelpanic commented on Is Google Feeling Less Lucky Today?

"I haven't loaded up Google.com for years."

colonelpanic commented on Glenn Beck: Net Neutrality Is Marxist Plot

"I love how Faux News now automatically adds subtitles to speeches from black people regardless of the clarity of their speech."

colonelpanic commented on How One Journalist Killed Facebook

"Apparently the blowjob is still an appropriate credential for a journalist at the New York Time editorial desk..."

colonelpanic commented on Worst Political Interview Questions Ever, From Twitter

"There was at least one hard-hitting political zinger: jmspond about 2 hours ago #tweetcastin Why do governments evade the TM issue?(transcendental meditation) You get the government you deserve, chumps."

colonelpanic commented on Join Masked Kid's Interracial Army of Vengeance

"When I was a kid I had a similarly wild imagination."