""be deeper, more profound and more artsy"...?
Aren't those the lyric's to John Mayer's "Comfortable"
(which basically describes John's relationship with a new Jessica type not measuring up to his old ex who wore sweatpants -- what a jerk)"
"I actually really like Bare Escentuals and think it does a great job as a foundation with just a little concealer underneath, although I've found sleeping in it is just as bad for my skin as regular foundation.
Also, my boyfriend has basically banned it from his house cause it makes such a mess and there's always dust in the sink."
"The Natonia dress looks like that knockoff of the Bendel designer number that Jenni Humphrey made herself to wear to the kiss on the lips party, altho in ugly brown jersey even Chuck Bass would consider her bridge, tunnel and unacceptable.
Oh, GG writers, get to work, you know I love you!"
"@BritneyCanadaWhore: best name EVER!
@1: if u wanna screw a guy over ask #4, she seems to have that covered.
@2: not as long as u use your high time productively...a regular workout of ultimate or hackeysack (if ur a hippie) walking to the bodega with the good snacks then having sex (if ur not)
@3: Fordham!"
""clothing choices only a hideously beautiful 25-year-old on a raw food and coke diet can pull off"
"She's 25 and yet has three names already"
As a 25 year old, thank you for making me feel impossibly young!"
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