Columbienne commented on Jessica Simpson In Glamour: Did She Jinx It With Tony Romo, Or Was She Just Being "Honest"?

""be deeper, more profound and more artsy"...? Aren't those the lyric's to John Mayer's "Comfortable" (which basically describes John's relationship with a new Jessica type not measuring up to his old ex who wore sweatpants -- what a jerk)"

Columbienne commented on Worst Vogue Cover... Since The Last One

"She looks like Juliet from Lost in a flash waay-forward..."

Columbienne commented on Mineral Makeup! Lip Plumpers! Oil Cleansers! Colonics? Sephora Spy Spills All, And More!

"I actually really like Bare Escentuals and think it does a great job as a foundation with just a little concealer underneath, although I've found sleeping in it is just as bad for my skin as regular foundation. Also, my boyfriend has basically banned it from his house cause it makes such a mess and there's always dust in the sink."

Columbienne commented on Britney Throws iPhone In Pool For The Best Reasons In The World

"J-Lo named HER son Max?"

Columbienne commented on Lauren Conrad Collection: Ugly, Overpriced, Simply Outrageous

"The Natonia dress looks like that knockoff of the Bendel designer number that Jenni Humphrey made herself to wear to the kiss on the lips party, altho in ugly brown jersey even Chuck Bass would consider her bridge, tunnel and unacceptable. Oh, GG writers, get to work, you know I love you!"

Columbienne commented on Jenna, Henry Pick a Date to Continue Dynastic Planning

"He goes to Darden?"

Columbienne commented on Brit Pop Singer Lily Allen's Pregnancy Ends in A Miscarriage

"Did someone say shmashmortion?"

Columbienne commented on Loose Lips

"What, next you'll tell me Serena has a stylist pick out all her quirky cute age-appropriate uptown/downtown outfits!!"

Columbienne commented on "We Started Having Sex, But He Stopped Halfway Through. What Do I Do?"

"@BritneyCanadaWhore: best name EVER! @1: if u wanna screw a guy over ask #4, she seems to have that covered. @2: not as long as u use your high time productively...a regular workout of ultimate or hackeysack (if ur a hippie) walking to the bodega with the good snacks then having sex (if ur not) @3: Fordham!"

Columbienne commented on Coke Cure Forthcoming Announce Houston's Least Popular Scientists

"I AM LEGEND?"

Columbienne commented on Lively v. Badgley Predator Requiem

"Ugh Summer v."

Columbienne commented on Real Person Featured In Lucky Confesses To Not Being All That Real

""clothing choices only a hideously beautiful 25-year-old on a raw food and coke diet can pull off" "She's 25 and yet has three names already" As a 25 year old, thank you for making me feel impossibly young!"

Columbienne commented on Caveman Confronts "View" Creationist Sherri Shepherd

"OMG, I love you Fabrice Fabrice!"

Columbienne commented on Courtney Hazlett To Be The New Jeannette Walls

"Is that Audrina Patridge???"

Columbienne commented on "Men That Knows They Are Not On Your Level Will Do Anything To Bring You Down"

" Um, can u please add the tag "Biscuits" for future reference? thx."

Columbienne commented on Michelle Williams: Bad Haircut Or Awkward In-Between Stage?

" channeling mia farrow unsuccessfully ps, re: 'tildy's yellow crocs...child abuse much?"